Just because Rod Blagojovich been removed from office doesn't mean he's going away. And with his criminal trial approaching, Lord knows if he ever will. This time, though, Blago is taking to the airwaves with late night talk show host David Letterman. Blago's appearance is scheduled for Tuesday. We figure they'll discuss the trial and Blago will continue to whine about witnesses, but we also assume Letterman might give him some tips on how to improve his image.

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Y'know, Letterman should let this pile of hair walk out, sit down and then just punch the motherfucker right in the goddamn jaw.
10 Ten Things Rod Blagojevich Has Hidden In His Hair.
No. 10: His extra set of balls, the ones he apparently uses for appearing on a late night talk show instead of prepring a defense to stay out of prison for the two daughters he professes to love so much