Drunk Santa Sued

Antoinette Basso filed suit today against Drunk Santa, otherwise known as Daniel E. Aulwes, claiming "negligence and negligent battery" for knocking her on the ground face first outside of a restaurant at the 1000 block of West Monroe Street. (Carmichael's?) Drunk Santa stumbled around, knocked her over and caused her to suffer from "pain ... disability and disfigurement." She is now seeking more than $50,000 in damages. Yikes. Once in college a drunk Santa knocked over our best friend, Al, who then punched drunk Santa out of embarrassment and rage. So we totally empathize with you, Ms. Basso. Those who choose to dress Santa-y should only practice holy behavior. [CBN]

drunk santa photo by: chuckumentary