Indiana Health Commissioner Judy Monroe today confirmed the state's first case of swine flu, a "young adult" living in "northern Indiana." The patient is "doing well," according to Monroe. So far, the Illinois Department of Health has tested multiple suspected cases, but none have tested positive yet. Chicago's Public Health Department Chief Medical Officer Dr. Susan Gerber has reported a "deluge" of calls about potential swine flu cases from around the area, though none have proven to be true. Remember, folks, if you're coughing, it's probably...just a cough. Now, where do we line up again, FEMA? [Chicago Breaking News]



I wonder if all these US swine flu cases stem from high school and college spring breakers.
i'm no expert, but i think so. there's a line of cases from san antonio to austin. kids from UT, UTSA, and Texas State (and other surrounding universities) probably went to mexico for spring break. it's a common destination for them since they can just drive down.
Uhm, some body needs to explain to the state of Indiana that just because a pig looks like its "under the weather" dosen't mean its "swine Flu" its just a sick pig
Your "PANIC!" headline isn't helping any.
Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Yes I would, Kent.
I'd say close the border with Indiana, but I've been saying that for years...
quick, take some of these placebos!
The Mexican Multi-Flu is NOT a "swine flu"
It DOES NOT live in pigs and is actually a combination of multiple flus, including swine, bird and human
The Mexican Multi-Flu is not a "swine flu"
It does not live in pigs and is actually a combination of multiple flu types including swine, bird and human