Wisconsin Man Finds Himself Stuck In A Moment He Can't Get Out Of

By Karl Klockars in News on Aug 4, 2009 6:00PM

Normally when you Google "krazy glue" and "penis"*** you get some strange results, but do so today and you might just get directed towards the Chicago Tribune where they've got the sticky story of women, wangs, and wayward husbands.

We now take you north to Calumet County, Wisconsin where a cheating husband was lured to a motel by his girlfriend - as well as 2 other paramours and his wife. (And we're willing to bet a shiny nickel that when he was expecting 1 woman and found 4 his first thoughts were along the lines of "all right!" and not "uh oh.") Long story short, they restrained him, threatened him with mace, punched him in the face, and then the coup de grace: they krazyglued his penis to his stomach.

Despite the fact that the name of the wife and husband weren't released to protect the guy's privacy, we kinda can't wait until The Smoking Gun gets their hands on the police reports.

***You also might earn a visit from your friendly local IT department as well, so search elsewhere at your own NSFW risk.