Last week, the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos came to the tiny Illinois village of Cave-in-Rock -- bringing together fans of Psychopathic Records artists, particularly Insane Clown Posse, for four hot days of camping, hanging out, Faygo-drinking, and communion. Eyewitness Chicagoist was not there, because we are allergic to both Faygo and anyone who is wearing clown make-up. But local artist Derek Erdman was there, and he came away with some very exciting photographs and video footage.
Erdman says he only spent about four hours at the gathering, taking pics and shooting video with his friend David W. "I thought it was going to be a horror, but those people were very friendly and liked what was happening," Erdman says. "They sure didn't seem to care about the amount of litter they left though -- I guess they're like nihilists having a good time. It was a lot like visiting Grateful Dead parking lots in the early 1990s, a lot of people that I didn't relate to having a good time. Actually, the Juggalos seemed genuinely more friendly than some of the Dead Heads that I remember meeting." Though he tried some of the pink "rumonade" (rum and lemonade), which he found to be "just OK-tasting," Erdman didn't try any "fresh roasted korn" (its marketing slogan, "slob on da kob, bitch," might not be the best we've ever heard) or other Juggatreats. Nor did he and David W camp on the premises, choosing a hotel about an hour away from the site. "I'd say I felt like an intruder," he says of the experience.
This year's Juggalo Gathering schedule featured Gwar, Vanilla Ice, Pauly Shore, and many other acts that were popular when we were studying algebra. And as Erdman's pictorial shows, many attendees provided their own entertainment offerings -- including "necro-bestiality 4 sale," an intriguing game called "Guess What's in the Can?" and displays of nudity by Juggalettes.



... and the nation's carnival rides stood still and unattended.
Not to mention the decline in regional meth sales...
Words fail me.
Them too, I'm guessing.
What do you figure the average IQ was for those in attendance? 35? Maybe 47 tops?
What a bunch of snobs you are. These folks should get "good" taste in music and go listen to some skinny hipster play a toy piano and whine to the tune of his magnet poetry lyrics in Grant park for 100+ bucks a ticket, right?
There's more spirit of rock and roll in a bunch of goofy kids in facepaint than in all the Lolla-lounge bullshit that infested downtown this weekend.
If hating this backward hick shit makes me a snob then I am a snob and a fucking half.
Who said anything about skinny hipster music being the only alternative? I like my music with (theoretical, not physical) balls as much as the next guy, but want some brains thrown in too, be it political commentary, social, etc. Yeah, I occasionally like some "dumb" music too. But I've heard ICP. That's some REAL dumb ass shit right there. But if it means something to these guys, go for it.
"Bitch, i'm here to tell you i lied
When i seen that thick-ass it was over
Nothin else mattered, i ain't even care
I pulled the rubber off when i stuck it up in there too"
"Bitch, I Lied"
Insane Clown Posse
Whatever...
I'm with Jess Nevins on this one.
Wait. So Vanilla Ice played at a Juggalo gathering? Interesting gathering. I'd like to see Vanilla Ice go Juggalo style and clown out.
Insane Clown Posse wasn't available?
I'm also with Nevins on this one. Although, I never knew there were so many clown face paint bands. And mc chris seems to stand out in that line up, maybe he's just representing Illinois.
I don't think music is a binary system of hipster/WT juggalo. I believe I'm entitled to make fun of an event where I can buy "Slob da kob, bitch" corn.
Make fun of them if you want. Having spend the first 85% of my life among these people, I can tell you with some assurance that they have no qualms about making fun of you. And they're pretty good at it.
I'm fairly certain you don't know "me." For all you know, I'm a born and bred downstater. Making fun of Juaggalo fest doesn't make me a certain type. Get over the indignation.
Nothing indignant about it, at least on my end. I was speaking of the royal "you," so to speak, just as many of those making fun of the event are speaking of the royal "them."
It's kind of hard to complain about being stereotyped while stereotyping.
Eh, fair enough. Though to be specific, I wasn't so much stereotyping as watching the 12 minute (!!!) video and looking at the photo gallery. Seemed pretty representative to me.
You have to remember, this is edited footage. What's going to make a better impact? Footage of Juggalos off their heads on Faygo bong hits or clean cut kids just out to have fun? You're gonna put the people selling flashes of their chest for cash, crazy signs (both cardboard and hands), drunken ramblings and anyone that looks different.
I'm not saying it's not representative, but you always have to question what is being shown to you and the motives of those doing the editing.
Well, it was the people in charge of publicizing the festival who made the video to which I'm referring. I imagine that's the image they wanted everyone to see.
I truly didn't know there were enough Insane Clown Posse-type bands to cobble together a music festival, but have at it fellas.
I'm guessing the vibe is akin to Burning Man on steroids, or Woodstock for Thugs, if you will. I'm also sure that wandering through this festival as an outsider I would find more positive energy than at your average hipster festival full of brooding faces.
I don't like this kind of music, but these bands live and breathe the spirit of rock 'n' roll much better than the self-important Wilco/Beck/Decemberists indie crap that everybody else listens to.
White trash, hicks, freaks, however you want to label them, I would have gladly chosen a field of Juggalos over the Lolla Passion Pit fans.
And this is why neither the Gathering nor Lollapalooza had any appeal to me. Stupid hot weather and a bunch of half-naked strangers getting too near me for my liking. I've spent probably just as much time making fun of the Juggalos as I have making fun of the Lollapaloozers this weekend.
I also spent most of this weekend making money off of drunken hicks who went to Grant Park instead of Cave-In-Rock, most likely because their driver's licenses were suspended and not because they were huge Kings of Leon fans.
Also, no one mentioned that Ice Cube played at the Gathering. That makes me angrier than the fact that this thing exists at all.