City Chase 2009: Were You There?

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We might not have won, but we declared victory anyway.
I was! Team 469 arrived at Daley Plaza this past Saturday morning for this Amazing Race-type event bright, early and ready to kick ass. After a warm-up (literally - if it weren’t for the 60 degree temperature, the likelihood of my doing that many jumping jacks at 9:30am would be zero), some welcoming remarks and a surprise wedding proposal (congrats Team 606!), City Chase USA President Jason Erkes read off a list of items for us to procure in order to get our clue sheets. We’re pretty sure it was the “item used during sex” that caused the masses to descend on the nearby Walgreen’s - we came to the race prepared, but apparently not for everything.

The spirit of the Chase was obvious from the beginning - a very nice lady handed me an extra package of donuts she found (“something expired”), and I was happy to let another team snap a photo of my tattoo. (I know what you’re thinking, but it’s on my neck. Sorry to disappoint.) Anyway, we had our list together in no time.

We were a little surprised to find several of the “chasepoints” repeated from last year - this was our first year participating, but we’d seen this video from 2008 and heard some helpful hints from past Chasers. The prior knowledge proved useful - we headed straight for Navy Pier to rappel down a big-ass building, and, call me a prude, I declared that I would be skipping strip bowling at Lucky Strike.

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These guys were prepared for anything.
Two-plus hours after the race officially began, we’d gotten ourselves lost in a mirror maze, I’d exited a tower Spiderman-style, and we both had our asses handed to us by some Marines in a boot camp-style obstacle course. We had a feeling our timing might keep us from completing the race before the finish line closed at 4pm. Our suspicions were confirmed after we took a long detour to UIC-land, only to discover a very long wait to play bicycle polo against a douchey hipster. This guy was the only obnoxious person we encountered all day - even the Marines, while shoveling sand onto our heads as we commando-crawled down the beach, still shouted words of encouragement. This ass was making fun of some girls whose bike polo expertise was clearly inferior to his own, as they continually were unable to score a goal against him. Poor sportsmanship, dude.

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When I said "big-ass building," I meant it.
We realized that if we skipped this chasepoint, we probably wouldn’t be able to officially finish the race - no single point is required, but there are areas of town you have to get to, and you must complete 10 checkpoint tasks. An executive decision was made: screw finishing, we weren’t going to waste our time on events that weren’t going to be fun. We spent the last few hours of the race hanging from a trapeze, canoeing in the Chicago River, riding horses, and chatting with some pretty rad people.

More than six hours after we started, we finally walked across the finish line and right up to the bar for our “free” beers. Most people we talked to agreed that the strategy required to win - heading to the most convenient/least crowded checkpoints - probably meant skipping the most fun events. Out of almost 900 teams, only 360 finished in less than six hours. City Chase has just posted their pictures from the day here.

We’d be curious to know what route was taken by the winning team, whose time was two hours, 56 minutes and 48 seconds. Those guys will go on to the North American Championship in Quebec City next week, and hopefully to the World Championship in Argentina.

Were you a City Chaser? Which events did you do?

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I saw a whole bunch of teams in the city!!! Looked fun!

i'd also recommend the Great Urban Race

I was passing some time, reading in Grant Park when I saw a bunch of color guards flipping flags and kicked myself in the ass for missing this AGAIN!

I, too, always seems to miss this, though I desperately want to give it a shot.

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My boyfriend and i signed up two days before the event at the encouragement of a friend. We had so much fun, but it totally kicked our asses!

We got the pre-list done pretty quickly. I also let someone take a picture of my tattoos (they then proceeded to turn around and walk right into oncoming traffic. oops.). I had an expired Dairy Queen punch card and a raffle ticket stub in my wallet and handed in some toilet paper from my bag as the item used during sex (clean-up's a breeze!).

Once we got our clue sheet, we headed over to the NBC news plaza and sang some karaoke and took some weird pictures of weird stuff. THEN we went strip bowling. The weirdest thing about that wasn't being naked in front of other naked strangers, but the fact that the bowling alley decided to put the only other customers in the whole building right next to the big bunch of naked scavenger hunters. They were a party of 8 or 9 year olds, completely oblivious to what was going on behind the black curtain mere feet from them. I got a good chuckle out of that for sure.

We opted out of the repelling (I don't do heights) and had the Marines put us through our paces. We actually ran into a buddy of ours who had just enlisted and who was having a hard time following orders and yelling at folks because he as too busy laughing.

We took a stroll over to he Newberry library to write a haiku about Chicago ("Buerhle owns pitching/Oprah owns everything else./Bet she can't throw, though")
then headed into Wicker Park to attempt to trapeeze. the line was too long, so we went to Cooking Fools to do math (Boo!), Akira to walk a catwak and Walsh Park to pitch a tent. We also stopped for drinks a few times while we were en route.

At the end, we got turned away at the canoes and decided to get our beers at Joe's. We didn't finish all ten either.

It was a great time and I'm glad we got to register for half price. I hope I get to do it again next year!

Thanks for sharing - one of my favorite parts of the day was talking to strangers about what they'd been doing and where they were going. How did you register at half price?!

There was a story on Fox32 news about it and they gave out a coupon code (foxchicago) that you could enter when you registered online. That may be the first and only time Fox News has ever helped me out.

I don't think we would've done it if we'd had to pay full price, but I figured that we could easily spend $98 on any given Saturday no matter what we did, so we may as well do something different and get out and about in the city for a change. I really liked talking to different people about what they did, too. I'm gonna focus more on the fun of it and not the end goal next year. Not that we didn't have a blast, but I think we could've had a better time if we'd just said "Fuck it. Let's get stupid" from the get go.

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