ATM Stolen From Millennium Park

An entire ATM machine was stolen Millennium Park sometime early this morning. Someone used an ATM card to access the vestibule at 11 N. Michigan Ave and make off with ATM machine from the Park Grill. No signs of forced entry were seen and police are checking surveillance tapes to see if they can find any clues. A Central District police lieutenant told CBS 2, "They took the entire machine." You know what? We do not condone theft in the least but if you can manage to steal an entire ATM machine and leave no trace of how it was done, kudos to you; you deserve to keep it.

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I take it you haven't seen "barbershop"??

I have seen Barbershop and remember they ripped that thing out with a truck. that was hardly a stealth theft.

as for breaking bad, put that on the list of "shows i've been meaning to catch up on in forever."

yeah the breaking bad seen was disgusting.

i wonder what's going to happen with this thing.

I just hope this doesn't turn out like that ep of Breaking Bad when those meth-heads stole a whole ATM.


That said, how do you steal an ATM machine IN MILLENNIUM PARK and have no one notice?

Did you not read the three breaking bad comments above? ;D

Offering context, smarty pants.

That said, how do you steal an ATM machine IN MILLENNIUM PARK and have no one notice?

The same way you steal millions of dollars a year and have no one (hardly) notice.

An ATM theft is small potatoes compared to this

Two things:

1. The Park Grille's been ripping off the people of Chicago with that sweetheart lease of theirs for a while now.

2. Where were all the green-shirted security guards who harass the tourists all day?

Sorry, Stealth - didn't see you'd beat me to it! I agree with you 100% on both points!

My whole "work truck and uniform" trick really worked?
I've been saying that would work for years!!!

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