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A little known fact is that I'm the one that often has to talk Marcus down off the ledge when our network goes down, or stories get screwed up, or he pours too much milk on his cereal "making it all soggy so [he] can't eat it now!" I know: me, the voice of reason? Scary. Anyway, I thought I'd share some video of how Marcus reacted earlier today upon getting some distressing news so you can see what I have to work with sometimes...
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this porker is hilarious
jeez...I believe that I posted the link to this last week.
If you did, my apologies for not noticing it sooner!
Thank you for making my day.
Amazing what kids these days get away with. Hopefully she let this disrespectful little heathen waddle all the way to Grandma's house.
The child offers a brilliant argument for postnatal abortion.
Spanking, as a rule, is bad. However, for the young man in the video I would be willing to allow an exception.
In fact, I would like to volunteer my services in this regard.
While the kid seems like a real turd, he doesn't seem destructive or evil. He just seems like a hilarious turdy kid. I also like that he's wearing one shirt when he's complaining to her and the camera and another shirt at the end when he's talking to the camera, clearly after he tried to leave and then came back to the house. what a turd.
ha, the kid has a mini license plate on his bedroom wall that says "low and slow". you got that right.
When this kid's in high school, one of his classmates is going to find this and blast it around to everyone. It will happen again in college ... he'll go to a school no one else at his high school picked but it won't matter. A roommate will discover it and it will happen all over again. He'll never live it down. I hope he develops a sense of humor as he reaches adolescence.
I think my testicles just snipped their own vas deferens.
I'm not a doctor but I think that "kid" is actually a spunky dwarf.
I'm not a doctor but I think that "kid" is actually a spunky dwarf.