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The Case of the Krazy-Glued Penis added another chapter to the sordid tale yesterday, as the glue-ee'ed man testified about the attack. Four women are charged with luring him to a Wisconsin motel room, restraining him and then assaulting him with fixative - and he faced down those women, one of which was his wife, as he discussed the attack in court yesterday. The rabbit hole of this story just keeps getting deeper - the full report from CBN is here but some newer gems from Mr. Krazy-wang include bondage discussions, that two of the women were sisters, and if you want to send us that shiny nickel we wagered here about the "allright vs. uh-oh" possibilities...yeah, it was exactly like that.
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He's in the can now for an unrelated child abuse charge, the article says. Whadda gem. Why are they prosecuting these women? I hope they ask for a jury trial.
I guess you don't think the charges will stick?
Zing! Thanks for the laugh!
"Why are they prosecuting these women?" Really??
"Why are they prosecuting these women?" Really??
CBN is "Chicago Breaking News," right? Cause every time I see that, I think "Christian Broadcasting Network," which always gives me a shock and makes me go, "Why on earth are they covering this?!?"
Admittedly, the CBN acronym throws me off too, but I'm getting used to it. Now all the TribCo. needs to do is create a More Breaking Information site and we can confuse that with the Moody Bible Institute.