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We've joked that if there was an iPhone app that would allow us to have sex with ours, we'd download it in a heartbeat. But it's only a joke. Others are more serious about their cell phone use. A recent survey shows that 3 out of 10 people in Chicago would rather give up sex than their cell phones. [Chicago Breaking News]
30 Percent of People Chose Cell Phones Over Sex. Related: 30 Percent of People Are Stupid
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You can't get laid without a cellphone. I've tried, it's unpossible.
a good 50%+ already gave up sex by settling and getting married to the wrong person.
Those 30% probably weren't getting laid anyway.
What about sex while ON the cell phone?
now all we need to do is create cell phones that will stop functioning for a month or so if you've had sex recently, and we could prevent the stupid third of our population from reproducing!
For how long? A day, year, or lifetime? Question fail.
It was an online poll, which has the same (or worse) flaws as a survey. Methodology fail.
It was "commissioned by Samsung Mobile". Conflict of interest fail.
Survey fail.
It was for a year.
Ha, you're right. jeff303: reading comprehension fail.
Overused buzzword fail. ;)
Hey, cut me a little slack. I only recently discovered Failblog. I think I've almost worked it all out of my system.
I have a feeling these are the same people that are always yelling while on their cell phones!
Stupid, or just bad at sex.
HAY, UR DOIN IT WRONG!