Extra, Extra

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It's getting really nasty really fast out there, folks so be safe driving/walking/biking/teleporting home.

• The Cal-Sag Channel is open again after a fish kill similar to last week's in an effort to stem a possible Asian Carp invasion.
• Despite big efforts to raise them, some CPS test scores haven't budged.
• Another day, another heat outage at UIC.
• Bonnie Hunt Show: Canceled.
• An oldie but a goodie: that's a lot of Harry Potter erotica. Of course, that was 2005 when the final book had yet to be released so who knows how much there is now. [via WBEZ].
• Best fake Twitter account of the day: Rahm Emmanuel.