Wisconsin Man Reaches McMilestone

Don Gorske (Screencap via Associated Press video)

Don Gorske of Fond du Lac, WI reaches a milestone today as he sets upon eating his 25,000the Big Mac on the 39th anniversary of his first taste of the McDonald's franchise burger.

Gorske ate his first twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun on May 17, 1972 and has kept tabs of every one since. Gorske has kept the receipts for most of them in a box and admits he may have OCD, but it's all good.

We're just stunned at those damn sideburns.