If This Was You, You're One Cheap Hipster

if that is matthias, shouldn't his arm be in a sling? he broke his elbow! it totally looks just like him though.

I saw fewer jumpers this year...tix are only 45 a day and you can buy them outside for less with 10+ bands per day its a bargain.  As someone that pays for tix every year, it's aggravating to see...some dude almost landed on me last year...electric fences and barbed-wire next year.

Further proof that having the capability to grow facial hair by no means makes you a "man".

Cheap hipster, eh? P4K pricing has steadily increased. Since when is $45 a day for bigger crowds and shittier beer a deal?

Higher pricing and shittier beer = bigger crowds? Hhmmm. I feel like there is something . . . oh yeah. Capitalism.

You're right though. He's not "cheap" he's a thief.

looks like das racist left their passes at the combination pizza hut and taco bell

The one on Jamaica Avenue? Jamaica Avenue! Jamaica Avenue! That's where I'm at, where you at?

My four-year old loves that song.

I can't exactly completely fault a guy for trying to find a way past the front door to avoid paying $110 and sneak in a fancy camera. Since I don't have a sweet beard, fancy camera or what appear to be Black Spot shoes - does that mean I'm just a cheap old man?

I don't know what "Black Spot" shoes are, but to answer your question, yeah, probably.

I don't mind being a cheap old man one bit. Black Spots are very hip shoes that look like Converse made from hemp, recycled tires, vegan leather and produced in fair-trade factories put out by Adbusters. I'm sure they're American Apparel approved as well. 

Wow. I don't think they sell Black Spot shoes where I buy shoes. Good to know. And if you don't think you mind being a cheap old man, we ought to get together and have a not-giving-a-shit-off. It'd be fun if we did it at some shitty hipster (or, God forbid, dirty hippy) bar.

THIS CHEAP CHEEP

He's also cradling a camera throughout the jump and might have been more interested in getting that inside than avoiding the ticket price.

This is more ambitious than the idiot I caught trying to crawl under the Will Call trailer on Friday night.  Even thought I was a volunteer, the lure of making hipster assholes feel shame was too worth it.

good for him. 

Reason # 4278 why I hate living in the modern era. In about 20 years, I'm probably going to have to vote for this dumbass.

I would say this guy looks more like a cheap, dirty hippie who couldn't sell enough of his shitty whatever (vegan quesadillas?) to get in.

No, man, it's Matthias St. John! See, that makes it awesome!

Is this the same guy who used to be an in-line skater in Highland Park? Badass!

Does he do extreme walking too?

HA! Check out his youtube page. Lots of tricks, but the activities, the locations etc. would make me wonder if we're talking more Trustafarian than hipster.

matthias the cat st. john

They must be triplets.

Kinda looks like an Ayatollah Assahola

Jumping over the crapper with a broken elbow and some sublet cash. +1 for Matthias.

I totally agree with the dude who thinks this is the worst American Apparel ad ever.

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HELL YEAH, ITS MATTHIAS!!! REAL RECOGNIZE REAL.

"Real recognize real."

That's awesome. Are you from Highland Park too?

I bet his mommy calls him "Matt".

Saw two dudes do this in pretty much the exact same spot as I was walking in on Sunday.  No trace of security outside to stop it.  

This is the worst American Apparel ad ever.

as my $90+ ticket and i watched two kids fly over the fence at lollapalooza two years ago, i wished i was a little bit younger.