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Cutler Dumps Cavallari

By Chuck Sudo in News on Jul 25, 2011 6:40PM

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Credit: TMZ
Bears QB Jay Cutler's engagement to "famous for being famous" individual Kristin Cavallari is over as quickly as it takes for a Bears offensive play to break down. People magazine quotes a friend of Cavallari's as saying "She's absolutely devastated. She can't believe this is happening."
ABC should sweep her up for The Bachelorette right now.

Apparently, the crack in the foundation of their love was Cutler's desire to see Cavallari tone down her public image. A source told People that Cutler "was beyond controlling and didn't really like Kristin to go out. When she did go out, he called all the time and demanded to know exactly where she was going and who she was with."

Cutler also made the breakup Facebook official, posting on his page:

"Thank you all for the support, but if you talk bad about Kristin I will delete and block you. It's unnecessary and heartless. Also, don't say now I can play football, I could play football when I had her compared to when I don't. Football is the least of my worries, so have some respect."
[UPDATE] NBC Chicago now reports the Cutler Facebook page is a fake.

Unrelated, while we were looking for Cutler's Facebook page, there's also a bodybuilder named Jay Cutler who's a four-time Mr. Olympia with one of those cartoonish bloated overdeveloped bodies that look like it would deflate with the perfect pin prick. Maybe the Bears should sign him for offensive line support. Imagine the size of the shoulder pads that guy would need.