One for the Road: MC Hammer Owns the Gathering

We mentioned the Gathering of the Juggalos is underway in today's midday news links. This year Charlie Sheen, Screech from Saved by the Bell, a bunch of other D-list celebrities and a slew of bands we don't listen to are massed with all of Insane Clown Posse's fans at Cave-in-Rock, IL, covering themselves in Faygo and mud, flashing each other for no other reason except they can, and still ignorant as to how fucking magnets work.

Here's the highlight from last night's action, which is epic in a completely different way from the Foo Fighters diversion Jim posted at 3. What Hammer is missing here is a mint pair of genie pants.