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Who is the Buffalo Grove Boner Drug Bandit?

Someone has been stealing erectile dysfunction drugs from a Buffalo Grove doctor's office since January. Workers at that office only decided to report the thefts once the burglar got into a locked pharmaceutical closet.

"When (the doctor) arrived (Aug. 15) the entire supply of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra samples were gone,” according to a police report. The burglar also nabbed $20 and loose change from the office's petty cash drawer.

This burglar is also savvy enough to steal a "nanny cam" the doctor set up to catch him in the act. Either this burglar has a nice resale market going on or he needs a lot of help in the bedroom.

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  • Petruce_Carrier

    Aren't these drugs also useful for stimulating women 'down there'?

  • No , these are special for womens only.

  • Finally, some hard news from Chicagoist. I'm glad to see some pointed reporting.

  • Nicholas

    This should not be difficult to solve. Just question the one guy with a permanent pants tent. 

  • ChicagoD

    WRONG! If the erection lasts more than four hours he SHOULD be at the doctor's office . . .

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