"FutureOzzieTweet" Trending Topic Bears Tasty Fruit

By Chuck Sudo in News on Sep 27, 2011 6:40PM

Sometimes the best way to digest some bad news is by utilizing gallows humor. That's just what some intrepid White Sox fans and members of the local sports media did last night when news broke that last night's White Sox-Blue Jays game would be Ozzie Guillen's last. Guillen's also a prolific user of Twitter and it's hard to keep up with his updates in one language, let alone two.

It was inevitable the hashtag #futureozzietweet began trending last night during the game. Some of the tweets were inspired but the trend was nowhere near last month's "#FutureNextThemes" trending topic. We've collected the best ones for you.

Here's one from WSCR-AM producer and host Jason Goff that expresses Guillen's apparent relief at his situation.

Ozzie was also dropping celebrity names in his twitter updates. Here's the best of the night from another WSCR-AM producer, Chris Tannehill.

If Guillen is expected to head to the Marlins, he'll be hobnobbing with LeBron James in the clubs. Here's a FutureOzzieTweet that imagines Guillen meeting up with the King.

Guillen wouldn't be Guillen without having an enemy in the media. Here's one that imagines Ozzie going right for the elder statesman of Miami sports media, Dan LeBatard.

The Guillen that will be missed least is middle son Oney. Someone wrote a FutureOzzieTweet that tweaked him.

Guillen always said he wanted players who gave effort. Here's a=one of the best FutureOzzieTweets of the night.

Finally, Here's what one person thinks Ozzie's probable first day as Marlins manager will go down.