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Mother Plays Cruel Christmas Prank on White Sox-Loving Daughter

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While you work your way through your Christmas leftovers and try to get to Macy Field's to exchange those gifts you don't want, here's a video that, in some neighborhoods, could be construed as child abuse, depending on your baseball allegiance. It also serves as proof that, in Chicago, the first thing a baby does after being smacked on the ass by the doctor is choose between the Cubs and White Sox.

Watch as this White Sox-loving six-year-old named Mya nearly loses her shit as her mother decides to have some fun with her and "gift" Mya with a Cubs pillow intended for her brother Izaiah. Don't worry. Mya's mom manages to turn her daughter's frown upside down with her own White Sox pillow. Hug it tight, Mya; it's gonna be a long 2012 at 35th and Shields.

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  • OldManWinterr

    the mets suck

  • I suspect Ricketts had a similar reaction.

  • J R

    brainwashing starts early, blind allegiance to colors of sports team mimics the acceptance of political figures and nationalistic policies with a similar shallowness

  • Guest

    I bet the freemasons were behind it.  They love using cubs pillow pets as subliminal messages to 6 year olds. 

  • K B

    Don't forget religions.

  • magooisim

    who pissed in your cheerio's?

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