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Tuesday Afternoon Diversion: How To Talk To Siri With An Exaggerated Filipino Accent

By Chuck Sudo in Arts & Entertainment on Jan 3, 2012 9:00PM

2012_1_3_diversion.jpg Remember this young woman who gave us tips on how to dance in the club as the holidays commenced? She was full of common sense suggestions like "you don't have the right to fist-pump all night" and how you want to warm up slowly because "you don't want to intimidate everyone with your awesomeness."

Well, she's back and she's giving those of us who own the iPhone 4s pointers on how to talk to Siri, especially if you have an exaggerated Filipino accent. Our heroine asks Siri questions like "Do you love me?", "Are you a shrimp or a dolphin?", and "Where can I get white armpits?" Makes us wonder how Siri handles questions in Tagalog.

(You might want to turn the volume down on this, this could be NSFW for language.)