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Mr. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Is In Some Doo-Doo

By Chuck Sudo in News on Jan 9, 2012 10:20PM

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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Meet Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (formerly Jeffrey Drew Wilschke). Mr. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested in Madison, WI last week on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop changed his name in October and the results are to be expected.

Police responded to calls of excessive drinking and drug use in the Reynolds Park area of Madison and found Zopittybop-Bop-Bop — let's just call him "Doo-Doo," because he stepped in some with the Madison cops — with whom they were familiar. When they approached Doo-Doo, he put his hands in his pockets: not the best move when cops are aware of the concealed weapons arrests on your record.

A search of Doo-Doo turned up some pot, a knife and some drug paraphernalia, violations of his previous arrests. On his way to jail, Doo-Doo told police he would "get even with them."

Don't do drugs, folks. It'll make you do stupid shit like change your name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

Thanks for the tip, Julia Gray!