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Indiana Man Arrested For Using Cats' Heads To Play Baseball

By Samantha Abernethy in News on Apr 3, 2012 5:40PM

You might want to put down your lunch. An Indiana man was found "playing baseball" with the heads of decapitated cats near a fire at his aunt's home that he is suspected of setting. Danny Davis, 32, of Anderson in central Indiana, was arrested on Monday and is in custody, according to the Herald Bulletin.

Investigators say the fire was started with gasoline on the back porch, then spread to the rest of the home. No one was injured. When firefighters came, they found Davis, the homeowner's homeless nephew, nearby using multiple decapitated cats' heads as baseballs.

Alright, let's all try to get that visual out of our heads.