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Comic Relief: How To Cook A Turkey (With Whiskey)

By Samantha Abernethy in Food on Nov 19, 2012 4:20PM

You know what's more fun than turkey? Whiskey. This might also be a recipe for a nap. How else does one pass the time while the turkey bakes? Or you could just put it in the fucking oven.