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Video: Fight On Metra Train—'I Sit On The Board Of Trade, I Will Cut You In Half.'

By Lisa White in News on Sep 6, 2013 4:40PM

2013_9_6_metrafight.jpg A golden rule on Metra is you keep quiet in the quiet car. One rule breaker wasn’t having it when confronted by another passenger for making a phone call on a Metra train recently.

Witness as two men duke it out all over the honor of the quiet car. And remember folks, if you are on the Board of Trade, apparently you can cut people in half. Good to know. Make sure to plug your headphones in if your office isn’t a fan of old guys cursing and throwing down racial slurs.

[h/t Marcus]