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Cards Against Humanity Presents 12 Days Of Holiday Bullshit

By Lisa White in Arts & Entertainment on Nov 13, 2013 8:00PM

2013_11_13cardsagainsthumanity.jpg The locally founded card game favorite with a cult following, Cards Against Humanity, are rolling out a holiday special this year that is too intriguing and cheap enough that we couldn’t help but check it out. Cards Against Humanity presents the 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit is making the rounds today online. The premise is simple; you give Cards Against Humanity $12, they decide if you’ve been naughty or nice, and either way you get presents. You’ll receive 12 mystery gifts over 12 days or at least before Christmas.

There is no inkling of what that entails, but given the price range we are pretty sure they’ll have to be a little creative. But for $12, we can’t help but wonder what the gifts shall be. We were always a sucker for a good grab bag. We signed up this afternoon and were wished a prompt “Merry Fucking Christmas” before being asked what we would like this holiday season and what good and bad things we have done this year. There are only so many slots available, so head over now to reserve yours and then wait patiently for your surprises to come. If you want more information, there are some snarky answers here. We noticed on the website background there are bullet shells and a blunt lying around, so anything is possible.

12 Days of Holiday Bullshit is available online here for a limited time.