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Blackhawks Want You To Be Their Valentine

By Lisa White in News on Feb 11, 2014 11:00PM

If you are a fan of Valentine's Day, the Chicago Blackhawks and bad Photoshop skills, you just hit the jackpot. The Blackhawks forced had some poor lucky staffer (probably intern) whip up a few batches of Valentines for you to share with your favorite hockey lover in your life. Each Valentine features one or more Blackhawks player and some "cute" saying. We've made a gallery of our favorites, full of cringe inducing word play, head scratcher phrasing and a lots of sappiness.

[H/T RedEye, who also came up with this great line "Roses are red, black eyes are blue, the Blackhawks just made a bunch of Valentines for you."]