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Marky Ramone Invents The Solution To Cellphones At Concerts!

By Tankboy in Arts & Entertainment on Mar 2, 2015 9:15PM

We attend plenty of concerts and while we don't completely frown upon grabbing a few shots of your favorite band onstage a few feet (or city blocks) in front of you, we do believe a concert is best viewed with your actual eyes and not through the screen of your mobile device. It isn't cool to hold your phone above your head for ten minutes at a time or use a selfie stick to film the band. There's a special place in hell for those of you using a tablet as a camera at a show.

So we were pretty excited when Marky Ramone introduced us to the greatest invention ever witnessed by mankind: The Smartphone Swatter!

[h/t Brian St. Clair]