Karl Klockars

I understand the frustration, but I guess I would say to the downstate Republicans "nice job picking a real asshole to run against Quinn." There are probably dozens of GOPers who would have won, and t...

Call it a hunch, but you may have a few victory parties to attend instead. I bet Bobby Schilling's will have pizza....

I personally was surprised that the "i"s weren't dotted with little hearts or smiley-faces....

I can't remember the last half-hour of television that I enjoyed as much as the "Modern Warfare" episode. Just awesome writing....

Cohen isn't a threat? Depends on who you ask. Or, maybe more accurately, depends on who's asking....

I knew my lack of education about the levels of French government would come back to bite me someday. I probably should have copped out and used some version of "surrender monkey," but instead I've u...

Worth NOTING, as in, taking note of. Not worth nothing. But you're right, it does seem to imply they've been at Macy's/Marshall Fields for 135 years, which I've adjusted. I'll flagellate myself w...

Bah, sorry. Strike "first," insert "only current" or "only Chicago," or the like. Or, brick-and-mortar only, no current e-commerce. Or...hey look, a robot!...

If you are in fact for real, Randy, I call dibs on getting to go along to the taping. Email me: karl-at-chicagoist.com at your leisure. ...

Since you brought it up, and since I forgot to mention it: Speaking strictly from a design standpoint, the graphics, copy and general tone of the Cook County GOP advertising, specifically in the runu...

I was going to say the same thing - in the 11th photograph you can make out the Cultural Center, which I believe was still the library at that point. ...

You're right. Send pleasant thoughts instead....

While our names are coincidentally similar, the appreciation for Mr. Kasell is sincere. Besides, everyone knows the really cool Karls start with "k." You know, like Marx, Malden, Lagerfeld and Malon...

Pucca, are you interested in forming a covert group to fight this growing threat? All we need is a couple ski masks and THE TRUTH....

I would have considered the medical line of reasoning - except for the already-reserved city-approved medical space in front of the building. Considered the moving option as well, but didn't see a tr...