Mondegreen

So, the net effect here is that Chicago still has questionable hiring practices, and the city is $3.6M poorer for it. The City that Works(tm). ...

The pleasant smell of those cookies is a fond memory from childhood. The taste, not so much. ...

That actually takes the cake for the worst invocation of Free Speech I've ever heard. Just for kicks, Congress should pass a law forbidding Wrigley Field from being renamed. Then, maybe, he'll get ...

Hey. I've got a goose that lays golden eggs. I am sick of waiting for it to lay said eggs, though. Hmmm. What if I cut it open? Then I will get all the eggs at once! How can it fail!...

Bill Foster looks like a kindly professor. Unfortunately, I've seen Oberweis run for office a few times now, so he doesn't look like anything other than what he is. Because of him, I only drink so...

That is a good looking dog. I am sure he will find a happy home with lot of love. ...

We need an Onion-style inforgraphic-- What are we packing our crack in now?...

The story of Mr. Bean (on your link MM) broke my heart. Of course, he doesn't know he's unusual looking, so I don't feel too bad for him. He's actually quite charming looking....

The headline: Long Balls a Problem for Pie...

My beagle looks like the bottom guy (but with lots of spots on his underbelly). He's a good dog, but he only selectively pays attention, which I think is true for all beagles. ...

Does this give the Bears the ammo to continue the Rex Grossman experiment indefinitely? Next year when Rex puts in his typical Rex season, will he have to get another chance because he had no one to ...

I am reminded of the words of President Eisenhower: "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, (and every $25 bottle of water we drink,) signifies in the final sense a theft...

If we are talking Olympic moments, it's got to be the U.S. beating the Soviets in 1982. I think it's hard to be proud of our relationship with China. We're borrowing a ton of money from them to 1)...

Those are all good points, Matilda, but I don't know that there's a moment when you'd well up with pride. The immigrants thing, though, you've got to strike. There's a movement to build a huge freak...

Michelle Obama should have phrased her statement differently. She should have said, "I've never been more proud of America in my adult life." Ninety-nine percent of the same meaning without anything...