Ontology

The sad part? This was for an AP English class....

Yeah, that oughta work....

Poland will be prepping for the Euros, so they won't be playing any "scrubs." Glenn Beck hates soccer, too. Just so you know which team you're on here....

Tila Tequila Attacked by Downstate Juggalos I don't know what any of those words mean....

Everywhere I've seen this video, people refer to it as "Chicago-centric" and that she's "representing Chicago." I dunno. Kinda seems like she's just reppin' Superdawg....

You put more people to work if you LEAVE that money in the private sector and allow the free market to work. What would the guys building roads be doing without taxpayer dollars? You think there'd be...

Nice theory, but this doesn't happen in other sports. NFL free agents aren't pounding down the door at the Jaguars or Bucs facilities. Moreover, when you're a LeBron or a Dwyane Wade, a lot of your mo...

White people shoplift like this, while black folks shoplift like this. /sinbad'd...

Yeah, it's not like anybody ever jokes about 9/11. I bet you they wish they could spend a night watching a concert at a ballpark. Umm, yes, I do wish that. I'm sure they do, too. I'm sorry. I'll tr...

I just emailed this to my friends in al Qaeda....

Due respect, no one in Madison gets to call their team "Big Red," other than Barry Alvarez (Nebraska '68)....

As a Nebraskan in Chicago, I'll be excited to have more Huskers on my TV. Still, I think this is a monstrous mistake. Nebraska is not similar to the Big Ten culturally or academically. I don't see how...

And the nightly low will be 49 while it's currently 48. Rough day for somebody in the control room....

Joe Gaetjens. That is all....

I was gonna say something about the Bulls needing to get a coach with championship experience, but that's not really possible. In the last 20 years, only six coaches have won titles: Phil Jackson (199...