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  • Name: Jason Smith
  • Location: Bermuda
  • Job: toddler wrangler

Nothing says "well thought out argument" like comparing public park policy to rape and abortion....

On July 19, 2009 6:29 AM in Only One Hurdle Left to Land Children's Heliport Plan, they said:

"Jeez, I really wish that kid didn't have to die, but your helicopters are just too noisy."...

On March 30, 2009 7:35 PM in Looking For A Few Good Drummers, they said:

What's Matt Walker up to these days? He was alright the last time....

On February 5, 2009 11:27 AM in State Senator Wants to Fire Bill Ayers, they said:

Seriously. Dude's top priority should be getting a less insane looking picture up on the GA site post-haste....

On November 11, 2008 8:03 PM in Goose Island Clybourn to Remain Open, they said:

Speaking as someone who won't be back in Chicago until December 28, I can honestly say that this is the best news in the history of all time....

On October 30, 2008 6:54 PM in Eight Steps to Becomming a Blackhawks Fan, they said:

Under no circumstances should you be walking around the seating area while the puck is in play. You will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore. ...

On September 19, 2008 8:31 PM in Lake County Sheriff Blasts Daley, Immigration Policy, they said:

God forbid we should treat anyone with "love and respect". I have a sneaking suspicion that illegals wouldn't take the time to move all the way up to greater Chicago if there weren't people willing t...

On August 18, 2008 3:11 PM in Hoosiers Offended By Wedding Photo, they said:

So, what ended up winning the competition? The picture of Jesus with kittens or the picture of Jesus with puppies?...

On August 7, 2008 7:07 PM in Woman Charged with Killing Boyfriend Over Beer, they said:

If you can think of a better reason to stab somebody, I'd like to hear it....

On August 7, 2008 7:03 PM in Newsflash: Cubs Fans Loyal, they said:

It's not a pigeonhole if you can cram 20,000 or so people into it....

On August 5, 2008 8:32 AM in Extra, Extra, they said:

How would Friday and Saturday night games help the Cubs? They sell out those day games anyway....

On August 3, 2008 6:37 PM in Lollapalooza 2008: Day 2 Recap, they said:

Dullards, eh? We duel at dawn. I choose "math"....

On April 5, 2008 8:40 PM in CTA Bus Tracker System Adds Bus Lines, they said:

Wait, you're skeptical as to whether or not this represents and increase in the level of service? As someone who has spent many an hour waiting for the bus, let me assure you that if this works, it's...

On March 7, 2008 11:41 AM in Ask Chicagoist: Where Should I Shop for My Pregnant Belly?, they said:

My wife is a big fan of both Belly Dance and Krista K....

On March 7, 2008 11:41 AM in Ask Chicagoist: Where Should I Shop for My Pregnant Belly?, they said:

My wife is a big fan of both Belly Dance and Krista K....

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