Illinois Water Facility Hacking Story Debunked on December 2, 2011

Blago Really Wants to Play the F*cking Tapes on November 25, 2011

Beavers and Juvie Jail Chief Rehash Old Feud Over Dress Code on November 11, 2011

Aldermen Want to Collect $749 Million in Unpaid Bills on November 4, 2011

Mary Mitchell Thinks Occupy Chicago is Too White on October 27, 2011

Rep. Gutierrez Joining Alabama Immigration Law Fight on October 21, 2011

Autism Doc Faces Discipline Over Treatment Methods on October 14, 2011

Sears eyeing move to Ohio or Texas on October 6, 2011

Boeing Plane Nearly Crashed After Wrong Button Pushed on September 29, 2011

Highland Park Firm Hires Individuals With Autism for Software Testing on September 22, 2011

Garfield Park Conservatory Races Mother Nature to Fix Storm Damage on September 15, 2011

Englewood School Extends School Day on September 8, 2011

Black, Hispanic Aldermen Join Forces On Chicago Casino on September 1, 2011

Chicago Park District Yanks Junk Food From Snack Machines on August 30, 2011

Groupon’s Andrew Mason: ‘What, Me Worry?’ on August 26, 2011

Complex Mag Misses Mark on ‘Unusual’ Chicago on August 24, 2011

Jesse White Questions Photoless IDs for Amish on August 18, 2011

Agency to Take Kids Dumped by Catholic Charities on June 17, 2011

Ads May Be Coming to a License Plate Near You on June 14, 2011

MWRD: Fine, We’ll Clean the Damn River on June 2, 2011

Rockford Catholic Charities Ceases Adoption, Foster Care Over Civil Unions on May 27, 2011

Law Requiring Contraception Education Passes Illinois Senate on May 26, 2011

GOP Drags Chicago Into Boeing Fight on May 20, 2011

EPA to Chicago: Clean Up Your River on May 12, 2011

Durbin to Take Another Try on DREAM Act on May 10, 2011

Chicago Trains Were al-Qaida Strike Interest on May 6, 2011

Evanston Considers Banning Disposable Bags on April 27, 2011

Meeks Contemplating Retirement From State Senate on April 21, 2011

Emanuel Slots Claypool Into Top CTA Spot on April 19, 2011

Chicago State Mishandling Finances… Again on April 15, 2011

Preckwinkle to Palatine: Baby Please Don’t Go on April 12, 2011

Landmarks Illinois Releases 2011 Endangered List on April 6, 2011

State Rep. Ford Wants Prisoners Counted in Their Home District on March 29, 2011

Elsewhere in the ‘ist-a-verse on March 27, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on March 27, 2011

‘Superman: Man of Steel’ Flying Into Chicago on March 27, 2011

Weekend Diversion: Happy Birthday, Mies! on March 27, 2011

Emanuel Taps Foundations for Transition Cash on March 26, 2011

Elsewhere in the ‘ist-a-verse on March 20, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on March 20, 2011

Naperville Wins Battle Against Homeless Man on March 19, 2011

Weekend Diversion: Like a Bosh on March 19, 2011

SushiSamba Rio Joins Japan Disaster Relief Efforts on March 13, 2011

Weekend Diversion: Sexy Sax Superstar on March 12, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on March 6, 2011

Weekend Diversion: I Don’t Do Shit on March 6, 2011

Raoul: POTUS Supports Illinois Death Penalty Bill on March 5, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on February 27, 2011

Lake Zurich School Board Candidates Want Creationism Taught on February 26, 2011

AFL-CIO Glad to Be Rid of Rahm on February 26, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on February 20, 2011

Illinois’ Poor Students Falling Further Behind on February 20, 2011

Weekend Diversion: If Kid Shows Were Real on February 20, 2011

U.S. House: Can’t Close Locks to Stop Carp on February 19, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on February 13, 2011

Weekend Diversion: Jimmy Kimmel’s Valentine’s Day Gifts on February 13, 2011

In Search of Chicago’s ‘Bizarre Foods’ on February 12, 2011

State Senate Proposes Minimum Wage Increase on February 12, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on February 6, 2011

Countdown to Rahmageddon: Rahm Emanuel, Tea Party Candidate? on February 6, 2011

Kraft to Christie: ‘You Can’t Have Our Jerbs’ on February 5, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on January 30, 2011

Chicagoans Rally in Support of Egyptian Uprising on January 30, 2011

Rhymefest: Englewood is Not a Garbage Dump on January 29, 2011

Weekend Diversion: Only This, and Nothing More on January 29, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on January 23, 2011

Weekend Diversion: The History of the Bears-Packers Rivalry on January 22, 2011

Kirk: Let Illinois Go Bankrupt on January 22, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on January 16, 2011

Kirk Tags Into O’Hare Expansion Fight on January 15, 2011

Weekend Diversion: The First Super Bowl on January 15, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on January 9, 2011

Weekend Diversion: Elvis’ Favorite Sandwich on January 8, 2011

The Bad Math of the ‘Amazon Tax’ on January 8, 2011

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on January 2, 2011

Happy New Year, Chicago! on January 1, 2011

Elsewhere in the ‘ist-a-verse on December 26, 2010

Weekend Diversion: Mayor Daley’s Greatest Hits on December 26, 2010

Elsewhere in the ‘ist-a-verse on December 19, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on December 19, 2010

Can the Bulls Keep Winning Without Noah? on December 18, 2010

Weekend Diversion: A Very Special Wesley Willis Christmas on December 18, 2010

Clerk Candidate Floats Idea of City Sticker Ads on December 18, 2010

Elsewhere in the ‘ist-a-verse on December 12, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on December 12, 2010

State Sen.: Nix Right-Turn-On-Red Cameras on December 12, 2010

Ex-Bear Chris Zorich’s Charity Account $300k Light on December 11, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on December 5, 2010

Elsewhere in the ‘ist-a-verse on December 5, 2010

Weekend Diversion: Full Metal Elf on December 4, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on November 28, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on November 21, 2010

Cook County Resumes Foreclosure Evictions on November 21, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on November 14, 2010

Daley Open to Wrigley Renovations on November 14, 2010

High School Caves on ‘Straight Pride’ Issue on November 13, 2010

Weekend Diversion: Happy Birthday, Robert Louis Stevenson on November 13, 2010

WIU Students On Edge After Multiple Bomb Threats on November 13, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on November 7, 2010

Some Love for Chicago From Freeport on November 7, 2010

Weekend Diversion: Daylight Saving Time on November 7, 2010

PHOTOS: SOFA Chicago 2010 on November 6, 2010

Blago Witness Arrested for Shoplifting on November 6, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on October 31, 2010

VIDEO: Boystown Halloween Parade on October 31, 2010

PHOTOS: Jack-o’-Lanterns Around Chicago on October 30, 2010

Last Minute Halloween Costumes, Chicago Edition on October 30, 2010

Halloween Weekend Diversion: Disney’s Skeleton Dance on October 30, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on October 24, 2010

Rickey Hendon Blasts Bill Brady, Calls Him ‘Racist, Homophobic’ on October 24, 2010

Birth of a Paleo-Plastic Dinosaur on October 23, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on October 17, 2010

Chicago Suburbs to Choose Our Next Governor on October 16, 2010

Own a Piece of the BoA Mural Building on October 16, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on October 10, 2010

Trib Details Horrific Conditions at Alden Village North on October 10, 2010

Photos: Ghost Signs in Chicago on October 9, 2010

Union Station to Get $40M Upgrade on October 4, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter, Suburban Edition on October 3, 2010

Weekend Diversion: ‘SNL’ Says Goodbye to Rahmbo on October 3, 2010

Illinois Scores $279 Million in Mortgage Relief on October 2, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on September 26, 2010

Deerhunter, Live From a Chicago Underpass on September 26, 2010

Chicago 2020 Olympic Bid Has Surprising Detractor on September 26, 2010

NYT Forgets It Has a Chicago Office on September 25, 2010

Cabbie: Mario Tricoci Spit On Me on September 25, 2010

Garrard McClendon Gets the Boot From CLTV on September 25, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on September 19, 2010

Quick, Somebody Call a Bike! on September 19, 2010

Cultural Commissioner: Free Private Taste of Chicago ‘Impossible’ on September 18, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on September 12, 2010

Fixing Illinois Through Transportation on September 12, 2010

Calls for Great America Boycott Over Muslim Day on September 11, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on September 5, 2010

Around Town on September 5, 2010

Craigslist Pulls Plug on Adult Services Ads on September 4, 2010

South Side Campout Honors Slain Cop, Takes Back Park on September 4, 2010

Around Town on September 4, 2010

United Center Ice Gets Ready for the Blackhawks on September 4, 2010

Illinois Bond Rating Costs Taxpayers $500 Million on August 30, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on August 29, 2010

Weekend Diversion: Chicago’s Best Hibachi Team on August 28, 2010

Chicago Immigrants Arrested in Midwest Sweep on August 28, 2010

City Inspector Sentenced to 21 Months for Bribery on August 28, 2010

Cubs Season in the Garbage on August 28, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on August 22, 2010

Inherit the Windbag: Blago Mulls Political Comeback on August 22, 2010

Go Topless for Equality on August 21, 2010

Jay Mariotti Arrested for Domestic Violence on August 21, 2010

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on August 15, 2010

Doughy Actor Jumps Out of Plane on August 15, 2010

Tila Tequila Attacked by Downstate Juggalos on August 15, 2010

What’s the Best Roller Coaster at Great America? on August 14, 2010

Weekend Flashback: Meadowdale International Raceway on August 14, 2010

Fed’s Billion Dollars to Illinois ‘Magical Fairy Dust’ on August 14, 2010

State Investigates Quarter Million Dollar Pension in Bellwood on August 8, 2010

Weekend Diversion: Chicago Graffiti on August 8, 2010

ComEd Community Gardens a Dying Breed on August 8, 2010

U.S Rep. Candidate’s Mudslinging FAIL on August 7, 2010

Kanye West: Tightest Jeans EVAH on August 7, 2010

Man Cries Discrimination After No Tax Break for His ‘Church’ on August 1, 2010

Protest Group Makes Unusual Donation to Chicago Archdiocese on July 31, 2010

Take This Therapy With a Grain of Salt on July 31, 2010

Big Baby Z to Return Next Week on July 23, 2010

Around Town on July 23, 2010

CBS Investigates Public Sex “Near” the MSI on July 23, 2010

Mark Kirk Supports Elena Kagan SCOTUS Nomination on July 23, 2010

In Other News, Smoking Man Seen at Local Chili’s on July 23, 2010

Quinn Signs New Law Mandating Extra Time for Gun Crime on July 19, 2010

Quinn Cuts Staff Salaries After Criticism on July 16, 2010

Homer Township: No Habla EspaƱol on July 14, 2010

Jesse Jackson Says LeBron Treated Like A ‘Runaway Slave’ on July 12, 2010

$3.5M Verdict Against Berwyn School District for Sexual Abuse on July 9, 2010

Illinois Makes Sex Crime DNA Testing Mandatory on July 7, 2010

Chicago Clergy Talks Gun Violence on CNN on July 5, 2010

Chicago Fourth of July Fireworks Roundup on July 2, 2010

City Council to Pass Gun Law So They Can Find Out What’s In It on July 1, 2010

SCOTUS: Vatican Can Be Sued For Former Chicago Priest Abuser on June 28, 2010

Asian Carp Caught in Lake Calumet on June 24, 2010

Illinois Attorney General Starts Google Probe on June 17, 2010

Illinois DNA Database Still Lags by 20,000 Samples on June 14, 2010

Attorney: Burge Admitted Suspect Was Beaten on June 10, 2010

Teen Charged With Throwing Vomit-Filled Condoms on June 7, 2010

Illinois Money Woes Threaten Interlibrary Lending on June 5, 2010

World’s Fastest Pop Machine Wows Downstate Kids on June 3, 2010

Bet on a Daley Re-Election Bid on May 26, 2010

SCOTUS: Firefighter Discrimination Suit Can Proceed on May 24, 2010

Des Plaines Family Wants Answers About Dog Shooting on May 21, 2010

Suburban County Considers Outdoor Smoking Ban on May 19, 2010

Governor’s Race Gets a Bit More Crowded on May 17, 2010

CPD Officer Michael Mette Facing Possible Suspension on May 14, 2010

CPS Foreign Language Classes on the Chopping Block on May 12, 2010

CVS Shoplifter Strangled Over Toothpaste on May 10, 2010

School Supt. Flowers Resigns From Non-Existent Office on May 8, 2010

Illinois Considers Borrowing Billions to Pay Pensions on May 6, 2010

Celebrating Polish Constitution Day 2010 on May 3, 2010

Tuition Break in the Works for Extra College Years on April 30, 2010

ISRA to Daley: Take a Vacation on April 28, 2010

Civic Federation Hates On Quinn’s Budget on April 26, 2010

CPS, Teachers Union Try to Stop the Bleeding on April 23, 2010

Illinois Flips Adoption Privacy Law on April 21, 2010

Bizarro Tea Party to Rally for Tax Increase on April 19, 2010

FLOTUS Gives ‘Shout-Out’ to Chicago Mexican Neighborhoods on April 15, 2010

Chicago ‘Pothole Season’ Better Than Expected on April 12, 2010

How to Beat a Red Light Camera Ticket: Work for the City on April 8, 2010

Illinois Can’t Pay State Employee Health Claims on April 5, 2010

Chaos on Magnolia in Uptown on April 1, 2010

Cops Jittery About Squad Car Cameras on March 29, 2010

School Districts Across Illinois Completely Screwed on March 25, 2010

Company Had Inside Help to Allegedly Scam City on March 22, 2010

New Exhibit Storms Into the MSI on March 20, 2010

First Black Chicago, U.S. Priest Named Saint Candidate on March 18, 2010

Gun Sales Expected to Spike if Chicago Ban Overturned on March 15, 2010

Feds: Mob Boss Rigged McCormick Bid, Water Still Wet on March 12, 2010

Racist “Yard Art” Angers Neighbors on March 10, 2010

PHOTOS: Chicago Polar Plunge 2010 on March 8, 2010

State Sen. PO’d at Chicago for Not Having Video Gambling on March 6, 2010

City May Raise Red Light Camera Fine, Mandate Traffic School on March 3, 2010

City Changes Mind About Daley Testifying in Bribe Case on March 2, 2010

Desiree Rogers Out, Former Durbin Aide In on March 1, 2010

Mayor Daley Subpoenaed in Bribery Case on February 26, 2010

CTA Attack Suspects Have Charges Upgraded to Hate Crime on February 24, 2010

Suburb Wants to Ban Waving on February 23, 2010

Suburb Debates Coyote Culling Plan on February 17, 2010

Chicago to East Coast: Your Snow Removal Sucks on February 16, 2010

Metra Officials Propose Selling Naming Rights on February 13, 2010

Extra, Extra on February 10, 2010

Durbin To Chair Giannoulias Campaign, Tells Him To Be ‘Forthcoming’ on February 8, 2010

Lucasfilm: Billboard Company Violating Trademark It Is on February 6, 2010

Illinois Supreme Court Again Nixes Malpractice Caps on February 4, 2010

Yes, There Are GOPs Running for Cook County Board President on February 1, 2010

‘Fast Eddie’ Might See Jail Time After All on January 29, 2010

Rep. Monique Davis to Return “Found” Statue on January 28, 2010

Parents of Autistic Boy Rail on Trib for “Editorial Bias” on January 25, 2010

Extra, Extra on January 22, 2010

Extra, Extra on January 21, 2010

Daley Claims Failing Schools His ‘Major Accomplishment’ on January 21, 2010

Chicago and MLK on January 18, 2010

Cook County School Supt. Arrested for Theft on January 15, 2010

Chicago’s Haitian Residents Await Earthquake News From Home on January 13, 2010

Lawsuit Says Dorothy Brown Has ‘Phantom Legal Division’ on January 12, 2010

Quinn Suspends Second Early Release Program on January 6, 2010

Ald. Flores Selected to Head State Utility Agency on January 4, 2010

Mother Sues Snake Zoo/Store After Kid Gets Salmonella on December 30, 2009

ICC Approves Wind Power Plan on December 29, 2009

CTA Penny Rides Return for New Year’s Eve on December 28, 2009

Bears Fans Erect Billboard Asking for Firing of Lovie Smith on December 23, 2009

CPS Says State Rep. Davis Owes Them Half-Million Bucks on December 22, 2009

Illinois Prisoners Sue Over Soy Diet on December 21, 2009

Michigan Wants Congress to Deal With Carp Problem on December 16, 2009

Stroger Makes His Media Move on December 14, 2009

Senate Candidate: al-Qaida ‘Ragtag Pirates,’ 9/11 a ‘Stunt’ on December 11, 2009

Charges Dropped Against Accused Twilight ‘Pirate’ on December 11, 2009

CTA Employees Canned for Cell Phone Use on December 10, 2009

Daley Gets All Ranty at 2016 Volunteers Meeting on December 9, 2009

Loyola University Receives $50 Million Estate Donation on December 7, 2009

Adler Unveils Giganto Milky Way Image on December 2, 2009

Brawl at Suburban Chuck E. Cheese’s on December 1, 2009

Winter Overnight Parking Ban Starts Tonight on November 30, 2009

Former State Official Charged With Phone Threats on November 27, 2009

Ask Chicagoist: What’s Up With the Honking? on November 27, 2009

Public Interest Group to File Chicago 2016 FOIA Lawsuit on November 25, 2009

Sun-Times Goes After Dollar Store Demographic on November 23, 2009

Asian Carp: ‘Nice Try, Suckers’ on November 20, 2009

Chicago Park District Ready to Raise Fees, Cut Jobs on November 18, 2009

Burr Oak Cemetery to Reopen on Limited Basis on November 18, 2009

CTA Unions Dig In on November 16, 2009

Jim Ryan Sorry, But Should We Forgive Him? on November 13, 2009

CTA Union: Police Harassed Arrested Bus Driver on November 11, 2009

Chicago Booting Goes 24/6 on November 9, 2009

Chicago’s Mental Health Services Still in Jeopardy on November 6, 2009

The Palatine Woman and the Cavalcade of Bad Choices on November 4, 2009

Chicago Christmas Tree Trimmed on November 3, 2009

Senior Free Ride Issue Stagnates in the Senate on October 30, 2009

More Election Headaches for Dorothy Brown on October 28, 2009

Red Light Cameras Come to a Stop on October 26, 2009

Chicago Gets More Boring, One Cut at a Time on October 21, 2009

Rev. Jesse Jackson Makes Sense for Once on October 20, 2009

Congress Pitching In Cash To Fight Asian Carp on October 16, 2009

‘Birther’ Hit With $20K Fine, Lawsuit Tossed on October 15, 2009

Illinois Residents Can Now Play the Ponies from Home on October 13, 2009

Calatrava Asks for ‘Patience’ for Spire on October 9, 2009

Naperville Teen’s Death Possibly From Swine Flu on October 9, 2009

Naperville To Homeless Guy: Scram! on October 7, 2009

Baby Killer Worried About Bad Rep on October 5, 2009

Oak Brook Man Hates Libraries, Children, Puppies on October 2, 2009

Illinois Supreme Court Case Gets Smell Test on September 29, 2009

Dog Fighting Ring Busted at Home Day Care on September 23, 2009

Accused Teacher Can’t Stay Out of Jail on September 18, 2009

Teacher Charged with Giving Students Alcohol, Drugs on September 16, 2009

Big, Foam Statue of Liberty Added Benefit to Chicago 2016 on September 9, 2009

IOC Concerned Over Lack of Chicago 2016 Guarantee on September 2, 2009

Local Celebs ‘Back Bid,’ Embarrass Selves on August 31, 2009

Extra, Extra on August 27, 2009

Chicagoland’s Mini-Madoff Pleads Guilty on August 26, 2009

Chicagoland Schools Prepare for Swine Flu Battle on August 24, 2009

ICE Sweeps Chicago Area on July 24, 2009

Let the Sunstein In on July 22, 2009

Extra, Extra on July 17, 2009

Soldier Challenges President Obama’s Citizenship on July 15, 2009

Friday Flashback: Mayhem at the Madhouse on Madison on July 10, 2009

Extra, Extra on June 25, 2009

Extra, Extra on June 10, 2009

City Council Moves Forward with ‘Bucket Boys’ Ordinance on June 3, 2009

Inspector General: We Got Ripped Off on Meter Deal on June 2, 2009

Ald. Burke Received Special Zoning Break on May 25, 2009

Ald. Lane Wants Cool Parking Thingy, Too on May 22, 2009

Cook County Highway Department Wasting Your Money on May 21, 2009

Kiddieland: End of an Institution on May 20, 2009

Friday Flashback: A Famous Face on ‘Wild Chicago’ on May 15, 2009

Reilly Continues Natarus War Against Street Performers on May 15, 2009

He Drinks and He Cusses, Throws Kids Off the Buses on May 14, 2009

Red Light Camera Detector Ban in 3… 2… 1… on May 12, 2009

Extra, Extra on May 11, 2009

Stroger Vetoes Sales Tax Rollback on May 11, 2009

Chicago 2016 Comes to Your iPhone on May 6, 2009

Friday Flashback: The Haymarket Massacre on May 1, 2009

CTA Testing Safety Shields for Bus Drivers on April 27, 2009

Happy Birthday, Mayor Daley on April 24, 2009

CPS Adds 91 More ‘Year-Round’ Schools on April 22, 2009

Extra, Extra on April 17, 2009

Burris Finds Senate Seat not so Golden on April 17, 2009

Around Town on April 17, 2009

Kid Schock Gets the Colbert Treatment on April 17, 2009

911 is a Joke in Our Town on April 17, 2009

Extra, Extra on April 16, 2009

State Launches Whistleblower Website on April 16, 2009

Around Town on April 16, 2009

Express Buses Coming to I-55 on April 16, 2009

Zell: Tribune Buy a ‘Mistake’ on April 16, 2009

Crash Shines Light on Chicago Cop DUIs on April 16, 2009

Extra, Extra on April 15, 2009

City Looking at Automated Garbage Trucks on April 15, 2009

Around Town on April 15, 2009

United: Pay Up, Fatties on April 15, 2009

Bo Knows Ray LaHood on April 15, 2009

Prosecutors: Police Chief Shook Down Kiddieland on April 15, 2009

Local Connection to Pirate Attacks on April 15, 2009

Extra, Extra on April 14, 2009

More Stuff Cramming into Millennium Park on April 8, 2009

Friday Flashback: Mayor Jane M. Byrne on April 3, 2009

Extra, Extra on March 30, 2009

Nude Pics Land Teen in Jail on March 27, 2009

City Pitching in to Fix Meters on March 26, 2009

D-Pete Cuts Down Ribbons, Irritates Neighbors (Again) on March 25, 2009

The Friday Flashback: Kidding Around on March 20, 2009

Lisa Madigan Already Running for Governor on March 16, 2009

School Says No Cash, No Learning on March 11, 2009

Chicago Area Astronaut Heading for Space on March 9, 2009

Friday Flashback: The Assassination of Anton Cermak on March 6, 2009

God Coming to Illinois Plates? on March 4, 2009

Photo Gallery: Chicago Polar Plunge 2009 on March 2, 2009

MSNBC the New HuffPo? on February 26, 2009

Photo Gallery: IKC Dog Show 2009 on February 23, 2009

Fine Lines on February 20, 2009

Educators Protest McDonald’s, Walgreens Over Renaissance 2010 on February 20, 2009

Snow Tow No Go on February 18, 2009

Chicago Cop Being Excessive? You Decide on February 17, 2009

Pedestrian Deaths Averaging Over One a Week on February 17, 2009

Cell Phone Ban Fines Increase This Weekend on February 16, 2009

Tylenol Murders Case Reopened on February 5, 2009

Gov. Quinn Wants ‘Year of Reform’ on January 30, 2009

MS No Match for NU on January 30, 2009

Tubby Comcast Worker Breaks Utility Pole on January 27, 2009

Extra, Extra on January 23, 2009

The Friday Flashback: Otto Kerner, Jr. on January 23, 2009

Michelle to Ty: Don’t Mess With My Girls on January 23, 2009

Lady Blago Needs a Job on January 22, 2009

Malia and Sasha Dolls Not Obama Girls, We Swear on January 22, 2009

Moment of Silence Law Thrown Out on January 22, 2009

Streets and San Boss Demoted After Flood on January 20, 2009

Protest to Hold Obama’s Feet to the Fire on January 20, 2009

Proposed State Law Targets Puppy Mills on January 19, 2009

Blago’s Got This Thing, and It’s F-ing Not That Great on January 19, 2009

Stay Classy, Donna Dunnings on January 17, 2009

Parking Meter Reprieve on January 16, 2009

Good News/Bad News at Lincoln Park Zoo on January 15, 2009

Dream of Owning the Purple Hotel Alive Again on January 13, 2009

Parents Sue After Kids Allegedly Strip Searched on January 9, 2009

Dad’s Bad Sportsmanship Lands Him in Jail on January 7, 2009

Photo Gallery: Emergency Protest for Gaza on January 5, 2009

Photo Gallery: Pro-Palestine Protesters in Chicago on January 3, 2009

2009: The Year of the Fee Increase on January 1, 2009

Bring Your Quarters on January 1, 2009

Evanston Group Cancels New Years Eve, Forever Stuck in 2008 on December 31, 2008

Bears Playoff Hopes Dashed on December 28, 2008

Honest Abe’s Birthday Present: Blago Out on December 28, 2008

Sunday Afternoon Diversion: Man v. Chicago Food on December 28, 2008

500th Homicide Brings Out Jesse Jackson on December 28, 2008

Martian Guv? Well, That Explains a Lot on December 27, 2008

For Sale: Al Capone’s House on December 26, 2008

Extra, Extra on December 22, 2008

University of Chicago to Begin Coed Dorm Rooms on December 22, 2008

Criminals Are Suckers, Too on December 22, 2008

Friday Flashback: Johnny B…On the Loose on December 19, 2008

Chicago Charter Schools Face Criticism on December 18, 2008

Trump Spire Install Nixed Yet Again on December 14, 2008

Blago Gets the SNL Treatment on December 14, 2008

Republic Sit-In to be Detailed in Book on December 13, 2008

MBPOTUS Seeking Sublet on December 13, 2008

Chicago Golf Courses to Get a Facelift on December 11, 2008

Bla-lego-vich on December 9, 2008

Can You Go a Day Without A Gay? on December 9, 2008

And in Other News… on December 9, 2008

Mob-linked Contribution May Hurt Rosemont Casino Bid on December 7, 2008

Wyma Says Nuh-Uh, Too on December 6, 2008

Friday Flashback: The Christmas Tree Ships on December 5, 2008

Steve Dahl Off JACK on December 5, 2008

Crass Commercialism That Keeps You Warm on December 2, 2008

Chicago Public Library Doubling Fines on November 28, 2008

Blago Jumps on Ryan Clemency Bandwagon on November 28, 2008

Urlacher: Baby Mama “Unreasonable” on November 27, 2008

Woman Suing Radio Station for Alleged Date Rape on November 26, 2008

Chicago Home Sales, Prices Continue Downward Slide on November 25, 2008

Durbin Considering Ryan Pardon Request on November 25, 2008

Former CBS Anchor Larry Mendte Sentenced on November 25, 2008

Blago Slams Pace Execs Over Salary Increases on November 25, 2008

Weis: Gang Activity Most Serious Threat on November 23, 2008

CSO Named Best in U.S. on November 23, 2008

The Friday Flashback: Chicago Christmas Caravan on November 21, 2008

Veteran Cop Fired for Stealing Trail Mix on November 20, 2008

Extra, Extra on November 13, 2008

X-mas Tree Lighting Moved to — a Tuesday at Noon? on November 12, 2008

Gun Nuts Stock Up After Obama Win on November 12, 2008

Patti Solis Doyle May Be Next For Obamistration on November 11, 2008

Evanston Woman Found Living With 3 Dead Siblings on November 8, 2008

64 Steps to a Better Chicago on November 7, 2008

Voters: No No to Con-Con on November 5, 2008

Oberweis Loses… Again on November 5, 2008

Stupid Criminal of the Day on November 4, 2008

Red Light Cameras Are Big Business on November 4, 2008

Eric Zorn: No Comment on November 2, 2008

Tony Peraica: Public Nuisance on October 30, 2008

Missing Florida Dog Found in Chicago on October 30, 2008

Worst Person of the Day on October 29, 2008

Photos: The Midnight Circus at Chicagoween on October 27, 2008

CPD Asks FBI to Help Find Hudson’s Nephew on October 25, 2008

Nailah Franklin Murder Suspect to Represent Self on October 25, 2008

Millennium Park Costing City Millions in Maintenance on October 23, 2008

Mancow Returns to Chicago Airwaves on October 23, 2008

Trapeze School Shut Down After Sex Charge on October 21, 2008

How ‘Bout a Nice Pic-a-nic Table, Eh, Boo-Boo? on October 21, 2008

Feds Continue Scrutiny of Mrs. Blago on October 19, 2008

Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama on October 19, 2008

Man Dies After Being Tasered by Police on October 19, 2008

Candidates Vie for Coveted Goldfish Vote on October 18, 2008

Sun-Times on Obama: Us, Too! on October 18, 2008

Lily Lake Man Says “No Brozos” on October 16, 2008

Body Found in Restaurant Basement on October 16, 2008

“Obama Is A Muslim” Rumor Starter Meets The Press on October 13, 2008

Chicago Marathon 2008: Less Heat, More Water on October 12, 2008

New CTA Board Member Wants to Nix Fare Hike on October 11, 2008

CTA/I-GO Announce New Partnership on October 11, 2008

Attack on Woman at Elmhurst College Called Hate Crime on October 10, 2008

Sanitation Report: “Extensive Waste and Falsification of Time” on October 9, 2008

Limo Driver Thwarts Drunken Homecoming on October 8, 2008

Maine South Homecoming a Total Bomb on October 6, 2008

Photos: The Mp3 Experiment on October 6, 2008

Pssst! on October 4, 2008

Bush Declares Chicago Disaster Area on October 4, 2008

Another Blago/Rezko Tie? on October 4, 2008

Mp3 Experiment Tomorrow on October 4, 2008

Cty Sez No Txtng on October 2, 2008

I’d Buy That for a Dollar on October 1, 2008

Stressed? You Need a Hug on September 30, 2008

Do You Begin to See, Then, What Kind of World We Are Creating? on September 29, 2008

School Has No Tolerance for Cell Phones on September 29, 2008

Cop in Critical Condition After Shootout on September 28, 2008

Clinton Loves Obama Californication on September 28, 2008

Stebics Sue CBS for “Reckless” Behavior on September 27, 2008

Pilgrim Baptist Announces Renovation Plans on September 21, 2008

Woman Arrested for Naked Bartending on September 21, 2008

Sparks Red Put on Hold, Tankboy Found Weeping on September 20, 2008

Navy Pier May Get Humungo Ferris Wheel on September 13, 2008

Long Night on September 13, 2008

When CTA Drivers Attack on September 13, 2008

Fitzgerald to Peraica: Do I Know You? on September 6, 2008

Novak: Tumor Reactions “Compassionate” on September 6, 2008

Our Prayers Have Been Answered on September 6, 2008

Tackling the Tough Issues: Neckbeards on September 6, 2008

30 Dogs Rescued From Homewood House on August 31, 2008

At Least It Isn’t Bindi on August 30, 2008

CHA Knew About Faulty Cabrini-Green Gates on August 23, 2008

Weis Hobbles Top Deputy on August 23, 2008

Barrington Hills to Robbers: We’ll Shoot Your Ass on August 17, 2008

Thousands Show Up to Honor Bernie Mac on August 17, 2008

Orange Line Extension to Begin Move Forward on August 16, 2008

Gordon Vows to Reject Bulls Offer on August 16, 2008

John Kass: 2, Pool Boy: 0 on August 9, 2008

Bernard McCullough, 1957 - 2008 on August 9, 2008

Cubs Lose to Marlins, Brewers Move Up on July 27, 2008

Cook County Puts Magazine on Hold on July 27, 2008

Chicago Gun Buy-Back Nabs 6,000 Weapons on July 27, 2008

Chicago Criterium Hits Grant Park Tomorrow on July 26, 2008

Lake Michigan Back on the Rise on July 26, 2008

Lynwood to Residents: Pull Up Your Damn Pants! on July 19, 2008

Jade Dragon Sued Again on July 19, 2008

Sheffield Garden Walk This Weekend on July 19, 2008

Follow Up: Lilly and Lee Visit Boy in Hospital on July 13, 2008

Two Men Accused of Heading Cockfighting Ring on July 12, 2008

No Happy Ending in Arlington Heights Prostitution Bust on July 12, 2008

Obama Chicago Fundraiser Roundup on July 12, 2008

Homeless Man Arrested for 8 Years of Stalking on July 12, 2008

Weis: “Safety at the Taste is Undisputed” on July 5, 2008

Shriner Takes Out Paradegoers on July 5, 2008

New York Times Hearts Pilsen on June 29, 2008

Boy Crushed by Gate at Cabrini-Green on June 29, 2008

Pride Parade Today on June 29, 2008

Jackson, Pfleger Speak Out Against Gun Ruling on June 28, 2008

Police Confiscate 5,000 Pounds of Fireworks on June 28, 2008

Who’s Your Daddy? Chicago on June 28, 2008

Jerk Bird Attacking People on June 21, 2008

DeRo: Not Guilty ≠ Innocent on June 14, 2008

Grant Park Playground to be Razed for Children’s Museum on June 14, 2008

McCain on Chicago Olympics: Me, Too on June 8, 2008

Cedric Benson Arrested Again on June 7, 2008

CTA Bus Accident Injures 10 on June 1, 2008

Obama to Trinity: Smell Ya Later on June 1, 2008

Nice Work If You Can Get It on May 25, 2008

Seat Belt Law May Have Saved Man’s Life on May 24, 2008

Chicago Women Sue Rolling Stone Over Topless Photo on May 24, 2008

Studying Wizards at Columbia College on May 18, 2008

Here We Go Again on May 18, 2008

Chicago Company Recalls Beef for Possible E. Coli on May 18, 2008

Ouch. on May 18, 2008

84-Year-Old Man Convicted for 1991 Bank Robbery on May 17, 2008

City Drug Testing Chief Fired for Errors on May 11, 2008

Happy Mother’s Day on May 11, 2008

Dirty Birdy on May 10, 2008

Aviation Chief Wants Better Food at O’Hare on May 10, 2008

Skunk Kicks Family Out of Home on May 10, 2008

Uh, Mayor? It’s “Ellen” on May 4, 2008

St. Xavier Student Charged for Graffiti on May 4, 2008

Do Chicago Police Need Assault Rifles? on April 27, 2008

Did a Serial Killer Group Hit Chicago? on April 26, 2008

Surprise! CTA Fares May Rise After All on April 26, 2008

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on April 20, 2008

St. Francis Hospital May Get Second Chance on April 19, 2008

Are Terrorists the New Communists? on April 19, 2008

IDOT’s Mass Grave on April 19, 2008

“Deep Dish” Takes Oyster Belt on April 13, 2008

Theft in Oz Park: Flying Monkey “Simian of Interest” on April 12, 2008

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on April 6, 2008

You’re Gonna Take Away My Gusto? on April 5, 2008

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on March 23, 2008

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on March 16, 2008

Chicago Prostitutes a Real Bargain on March 16, 2008

Volunteers Resume Search for Stacy Peterson on March 15, 2008

Obama Comes Clean on Rezko on March 15, 2008

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on March 9, 2008

Daley Continues Push for Stricter Gun Laws on March 9, 2008

The “Milk Dud” Four Time Loser on March 9, 2008

Cubs May Play 3 Months at The Cell on March 8, 2008

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on March 2, 2008

E2 Knuckleheads at it Again on March 1, 2008

This Little Piggy Went to the Zoo on March 1, 2008

Weekend Chicagoist Blotter on February 24, 2008

Bicyclist Struck, Killed on North Side on February 24, 2008

“Fauxbama” Revealed on SNL on February 24, 2008

New Homeowners Find Surprise on February 24, 2008

Grossman Agrees to New One Year Contract on February 23, 2008

Chicagoist Weekend Blotter on February 17, 2008

Daley to Erase CHA Leaseholder Electric Bills on February 17, 2008

The Man Behind the Crosses on February 17, 2008

From the Bottom of Your Feet to the Top of Your… on February 14, 2008

Those Wacky Suburbs on February 10, 2008

Teacher Tapes Student to Chair on February 9, 2008

ACLU, Libertarians Join Pig Roast Fight on February 9, 2008

Five Shot Dead at Suburban Lane Bryant on February 2, 2008

Trib Endorses Obama, McCain on January 27, 2008

Church to Harbor Another Illegal Immigrant on January 27, 2008

Is Frozen Body Stacy Peterson? on January 26, 2008

United/Delta Merger Rumors Take Off on January 20, 2008

Eugene Sawyer, 1934 - 2008 on January 20, 2008

Obama Confirmed “Political Candidate” in Rezko Case on January 19, 2008

Revealed Secret May Mean Freedom for Inmate on January 19, 2008