Chicagoist: User Profile: Ryan P

On March 11, 2008 2:59 PM in Anthony Abbate Doesn't Plead Guilty As Expected, they said:

matilda: Ample sarcasm in a post bitching about how you've (incorrectly, btw) interpreted me to be disingenuous? That takes skill. How the fuck do I deserve the third degree? Go take out your bad d...

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On March 11, 2008 2:38 PM in Anthony Abbate Doesn't Plead Guilty As Expected, they said:

matilda, I'm sorry, you were taking me seriously. Just a bit of "Christ, I'm sick of dirty Chicago cops" venting on my part....

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On March 11, 2008 2:05 PM in Anthony Abbate Doesn't Plead Guilty As Expected, they said:

I'd really be OK with it if someone just shot him in his fat, feathered hair-having melon right now and saved the taxpayers a bit of green. Call it an early birthday present....

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On March 11, 2008 1:44 PM in Anthony Abbate Doesn't Plead Guilty As Expected, they said:

I like to know what this fat fuck is NOT guilty of....

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On March 3, 2008 2:25 PM in Dorothy Tillman Arrested, Says Police Used Excessive Force, they said:

To be fair, the cops did tell her to take off her hat....

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On February 25, 2008 9:17 PM in 44 Percent of CPS Freshmen Don't Graduate, they said:

Well, the world needs ditchdiggers too....

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On February 25, 2008 9:15 PM in Extra, Extra, they said:

Greatest name for a boat, ever....

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On February 23, 2008 4:13 PM in Grossman Agrees to New One Year Contract, they said:

To quote Aunt Linda from SNL... "Whaaaaaaaaa?"...

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On February 22, 2008 1:21 PM in Empty Out Your Wallet, they said:

Black Keys and Dr. Dre are about as masculine as a pregnancy test, FYI....

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On February 22, 2008 1:17 PM in Ben Nice Knowin' Ya, they said:

I'm pretty much all for running Paxson out of town for the bad decisions so far this season....

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On February 22, 2008 12:34 PM in Oscar Schmoscar: Alternatives for Academy Award Haters, they said:

I've been thinking about this for a while, and I've come to the conclusion that you couldn't pay me any amount of money in the world to attend a Bon Jovi concert....

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On February 22, 2008 12:04 AM in Bulls Trade Wallace to Cavs, they said:

@SHP Well, at least we now got two of the more goofier-looking sons of bitches in the league with Gooden and Noah. Nearly fourteen feet of WTF....

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On February 21, 2008 11:48 PM in Extra, Extra, they said:

Doing blows in your car. Wow....

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On February 21, 2008 11:46 PM in Bulls Trade Wallace to Cavs, they said:

This whole thing is so complicated that neither I or my Cavs-loving boss is really sure what the hell just happened to our teams....

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On February 21, 2008 11:41 PM in New Autopsy Concludes Drew Peterson's Third Wife's Death a Homicide, they said:

It's a real shame this fucker ain't dead yet....