Slaphappy
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PT&A has always been one of my favorite holiday movies, only this year, John Candy should say to Steve Martin, "the TSA plays with your balls a lot."...
The 10/25 ordinance is such a fucking joke. It sounds like a great deal for homeowners, until you realize that a) the equalization factor (what the fuck this is this shit, calculus class?) increased b...
Oh, I see, it's $45 for one bottle -- okay, I'll try to snag one bottle of the Rare. =)...
I consider myself a stout enthusiast, and for my money, BCS is the best stout I've ever consumed. Thanks for posting this, I'll have to try to snag a four-pack of the Rare!...
My theory is that it comes down to personality. The other Evil Empires have Emperors. Microsoft=Gates. iPlanet=Jobs. Facebook=Zuckerberg. But who does Google equal? Eric Schmidt. He's a weird guy wit...
I'd rather have a baseball bat for every loud, obnoxious child on any flights....
+1 on school uniforms. So many problems at school disappear when everyone is wearing the same clothes....
world renown institution Or world-renowned, whichever. And hey, thanks for self-identifying as an asshat....
Mmm, the taste of my foot is great in the morning....
Dude, it's Pig Vomit. Pig Virus? Jesus Christ......
Unlikely Hero to Matilda, 3:19 PM: Can you make a point without resorting to name-calling and cursing anymore? Unlikely Hero to Matilda, 2:50 PM: God, you are a tiresome person....
Why do these aldermen think Giannoulias could give Rahm a race when he was beaten fairly soundly in his Senate race by Mark Kirk? Beaten fairly soundly by 1.9% of the vote?...
"Doors open on the right at Illinois Medical District, sponsored by some fast food conglomerate."...
I appreciate your passion. But, the fact of the matter is that scientists are often wrong. Fuck that shit. That attitude gives science deniers a get-out-of-making-sense free card. A point of view is...
It takes an astonishing amount of arrogance and foolishness for a fucking layman like you to assume that scientists, who have devoted their entire life's work to their respective fields, are wrong and...

