Smokes
- Name: John
- Location: Sheridan Park, Chicago
- Job: Systems Eng
Recent Comments
PBR ME ASAP!!!!...
Billy who?...
Thank you for putting "Smashing Pumpkins" in quotes.......
I've been out of the bar scene for nearly a decade now, but the only strictly "Lesbian" bar I can recall was "Paris" down on Montrose which was long gone even then. (It's the only bar I ever walked i...
Threat level orange? I don't really get worried until we hit Threat level "Rush: Moving Pictures"...
I wish Rachel Maddow was here so I could give her the HIGHEST FIVE EVAR award!...
Billy who?...
He would swing by the Double Door, almost like clockwork on Friday nights. I think I have some memory loss from the headbutts. :-)...
Uh oh... you have angered the Lambert Fanbase! Quick, throw a couple copies of Twilight books around to shake them off of your scent! :-)...
Still laughing at the use of "Glambert" Thank you so much, I needed that......
NO TANKBOY! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE... oh.. wait... nevermind... Thanks! (Obligatory smiley) :-)...
Actually, my ass just passed on the mediocrity test, though it did poorly on the HOPING PEOPLE GET THE JOKE PART. I figured that people posting on an article about Kevin Smith and how boring he is, w...
It's not Jesus Smokes. It's Johnny Smokes. And for the record... yeah... those are modified movie quotes. ...
NO MATILDA AND NEVINS, YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS........
Fuck Jess Nevin and Matilda, fuck them up their stupid asses... :-)...

