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  • Name: John
  • Location: Sheridan Park, Chicago
  • Job: Systems Eng

PBR ME ASAP!!!!...

On March 9, 2010 12:53 PM in Surprise! Billy Corgan Looking For More Pumpkins!, they said:

Billy who?...

On January 19, 2010 5:49 PM in Download The Latest "Smashing Pumpkins" Song For Free, they said:

Thank you for putting "Smashing Pumpkins" in quotes.......

On December 31, 2009 9:58 AM in City's Only Full-Time Lesbian Bar Closing Its Doors, they said:

I've been out of the bar scene for nearly a decade now, but the only strictly "Lesbian" bar I can recall was "Paris" down on Montrose which was long gone even then. (It's the only bar I ever walked i...

On December 28, 2009 11:20 AM in Christmas Day Terror Scare Leads To New Guidelines, they said:

Threat level orange? I don't really get worried until we hit Threat level "Rush: Moving Pictures"...

On December 9, 2009 1:33 PM in Rachel Maddow Vs. Ex-Gay Conversion Therapist, they said:

I wish Rachel Maddow was here so I could give her the HIGHEST FIVE EVAR award!...

On December 7, 2009 2:51 PM in Billy Corgan Releases New "Smashing Pumpkins" Song, they said:

Billy who?...

On December 5, 2009 1:04 PM in Remembering Wesley Willis, they said:

He would swing by the Double Door, almost like clockwork on Friday nights. I think I have some memory loss from the headbutts. :-)...

On December 3, 2009 2:47 PM in Glambert Sort Of Apologizes, Did He Need To?, they said:

Uh oh... you have angered the Lambert Fanbase! Quick, throw a couple copies of Twilight books around to shake them off of your scent! :-)...

On December 3, 2009 2:39 PM in Glambert Sort Of Apologizes, Did He Need To?, they said:

Still laughing at the use of "Glambert" Thank you so much, I needed that......

On September 18, 2009 3:03 PM in INTERVIEW: Kevin Smith Part I, they said:

NO TANKBOY! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE... oh.. wait... nevermind... Thanks! (Obligatory smiley) :-)...

On September 18, 2009 2:35 PM in INTERVIEW: Kevin Smith Part I, they said:

Actually, my ass just passed on the mediocrity test, though it did poorly on the HOPING PEOPLE GET THE JOKE PART. I figured that people posting on an article about Kevin Smith and how boring he is, w...

On September 18, 2009 2:24 PM in INTERVIEW: Kevin Smith Part I, they said:

It's not Jesus Smokes. It's Johnny Smokes. And for the record... yeah... those are modified movie quotes. ...

On September 18, 2009 2:05 PM in INTERVIEW: Kevin Smith Part I, they said:

NO MATILDA AND NEVINS, YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS........

On September 18, 2009 1:54 PM in INTERVIEW: Kevin Smith Part I, they said:

Fuck Jess Nevin and Matilda, fuck them up their stupid asses... :-)...

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