Tilddarest, actually we can have direct presidentail elections with a multi party system, i.e South Africa, now excuse me bitches, I'm out Happy Friday and avoid people like jennyblur limited and sill...

Son, I mean chairman Mao,even if I saw a box of new ports or a three piece spicey Popeyes dinner with cajun rice( yea you stand corrected) in a old wrinkly crinkly a*s white person's house like that, ...

p.s something is so wrong that the below is news, so wrong that even smussy's god O'bama can't fix even if he was actually about change "Oprah's staff is sharply divided on the merits of booking Sar...

"Change the Constitution." What? You mean the document wise great white men wrote over 200 years ago? Never! On the other hand, stupid Americans not the constitution rulls out multi parties even wit...

I'm sure he will beeline over to the hoogie stand and forget all about it. ...

Let me guess, old white people live there! Grosssss talk about midwest tacky...

The only cool thing about having to agree with Matilda, is having to do so on a friday afternoon knowing that in a mere hour of two I will be drunk enough to forget ;-)...

Nice, actually a very cool Lincoln picture graces my breakfast table...

"I'm thinking a write-in vote for the ghost of Thomas Jefferson might be in order" Maybe his ghost slaves can wait on you too? I hear they have to serve him in the after life, the ones he forgot to ...

That was the most exciting moment in base ball I ever watched!...

Logan you need to step off! You think any body cares about what happend to you? Please, yea you may not have been a criminal at all, but you certainly was born black and poor which actually kinda mak...

I think Glock should sponsor the olympics in Chicago!...

Hey Matty, you stole that from me boooy! Well, yea I didn't actually write it......but I was sure finna!...

I would suspect Chicago cub fans, but they have horrendous taste in music so they would not be at Ravinia ...

Thanks! great tip Chicagoist!...

Excellent! I wonder just how long it will take before the acid rain from the factories peel off large parts of the paint( and you know they won't have money for repairs) and the fine youths of Hammon ...

word!...

"I kept an open spirit like the Voltaire character." He he, I liked that! Yea I'd hit that, as long as she kept her mouth shut,- only in terms of talking! Because I wouldn't be able to get it up aft...

"Come to think of it Lindy England could model the new diggs." Ding! Chicagoist qoute of the week!...

See If I made fun of Sears like this, yall would be up in arms talking about "there goes Spook, yet again with his New York sensibilities". Any way I kinda liked Sears, even though I only go there now...