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who is the black guy with the microphone?...
A shorthand job?...
Band Name Alert!...
Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle." Rudyard Kipling wrote "The Jungle Book," Bruce Springsteen wrote "Jungleland," and Guns n' Roses wrote "Welcome to the Jungle." Guns and Roses frequently opened for...
Marcus - Tom Tunney is the Alderman of the 44th Ward. Tom Allen is the Alderman of the 38th Ward....
I am so there! Oh, wait. I thought it said double NECK bass virtuoso. Never mind....
Well, this doesn't bode well at all for that South Side Gay Pride parade I was organizing......
The record bin/might get a spin/folks call to say "hello"/You're in tune, Chicago/prime time radio Something different every night/with Ed you'll never know/News and sports/and Eddie Schwartz/Prime t...
[Reaches end of driveway] DRAAAGGGOOO!!!...
It looks like he's a nun, a homosexual, and a talking parrot away from telling the greatest joke ever......
Yeah, go to Shaumburg or Oakbrook or something for your fancy hot running water or precious refrigeration......
"Live Zahiba Poultry (2741 E. Lawrence, 773-784-9921) is another option. Their birds are killed on site," I can only assume by drowning......
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