The Curmudgeon

Was there blood spraying everywhere? That'd freak me out....

I don't care what he says. He just looks guilty....

I'd like to ask all of you something: Are any of you somewhat amazed at times at how much context is lost when people post comments on blogs? I don't mean Chicagoist, I mean online articles and news s...

I'm going to be plenty bummed out if this storm doesn't meet expectations. Is it so wrong to pray for a city crippling storm?...

Yours truly has already made a big step towards a bacon-full life with a purchase of bacon salt and baconaisse from www.baconsalt.com. They even have bacon flavored lip balm. Yes, you read that corre...

Let this guy run for mayor! Using actual thought-processes and rationalization is an appealing concept these days - just look at what it did for Obama!...

A Halloween costume of mine, a few years back, required lots of fake blood, so I figured, "why not stock up on a gallon of the good red stuff?" I put it to good use in the winter months by "decoratin...

LOL @ that Marcus!!!! Just remember they'll need chains on their tires... On my block, we've been using the blow dryer + long extension cords method to just melt it all away....

I take cabs fairly often and make a point to ask the cab drivers what they think of all this. They hate it and have said it's consistently bad across the city. I broke my foot in 2004 when I fell in...

That's my first time to see Debra Mell, and her demeanor alone in that interview is enough to make me cross to the other side of the street if she was coming down the sidewalk at me. If you really wan...

I heard a comment somewhere where G-Rod's handlers said, in effect, "no wrongdoing has taken place and nothing that's going on has anything to do with his ability to govern the state." Wait, what? Co...

See, this is exactly what makes me go nuts. It really is a great city when you dissect it from GQ's perspective, but they don't get the side from those of us who live here. Meter chaos, no side-street...

My love/hate relationship with this city continues to grow... Love having so much at my fingertips, hate our administration and mayor who have more concern for tourists than the very people who live ...

Sometimes Colbert is funny and sometimes he just reeks of a major desire for attention. The latter of the two applies here....

Love the haircut....