The Meteorologist

"THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!" I said, as I put even more gel in my hair, on my way to the tanning salon. My new graphic t-shirt looked amazing on my huge arms, and I was getting read...

Shh! I have been getting my hair cut there for about five years now! It is a good secret. It's like a hidden Polish barbershop that is always awesome. Plus...it's across the street from La Pasadit...

Gross, Magoo. Won't it smell like ass in your house for a week after? It looks delicious, though. That is a good sacrifice....

Dude, I totally missed the lazy part of that story. I must have been too lazy to read it. Oops....

You know when you are lazy and you buy one of those rotisserie chickens at the store? Sourdough (or crusty bread mmm) Rotisserie Chicken Brie Caramelized Onions Arugula Butter the bread and grill on...

Hi Navin, Joong Boo is actually a great place to get food. My family and I used to eat there on Sundays for lunch. The food is pretty much homemade (there's basically a bunch of moms in back) and s...

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That is a horrible picture! Good job, Chuck! I mean that in a good way....

"Hmm. This oily seawater isn't THAT bad. Let's see how much Tony Hayward can drink. I wonder if he'll throw up first, or have diarrhea. I think it'll probably be diarrhea. That sounds about right."...

Chuck (this has nothing to do with anything), have you had the Grilled Jerk Chicken Wings at Mr. Brown's Lounge? They are insanely good! ...

#8 then a cookie? Cookie Monster food?...

#10. I'm going to hazard a guess. Fresh corn on the cob? That looks like a corn husk and some corn silk....

#8...Muffin Top, Carrot Top's mother? #12...Green tomato? #10's creeping me out, by the way....

I think #7 is a potato. Is that the eye of the potato?...

Aren't you supposed to be super careful with the sanitary situation so you don't get botulism or some bullshit? You don't want to Botox your whole body, because then you would die, and everybody woul...