Scientists at Fermilab's Dzero division have discovered a new subatomic particle. The Omega-sub-b is a "an exotic relative of the much more common proton." Oooooh, exotic! Omaygs, as I like to call it, is made of three quarks: two strange quarks and one bottom quark. (Quarks are classified by flavor: up, down, charm, strange, top and bottom, which can be arranged in a variety of hilarious gay porn titles.) Out of around 100 trillion "collision... [continue]

Gas prices are heading up, up, up, and as every media outlet in town has noted this week, Chicago's prices are topping the nation's, averaging over $4 per gallon. But that got us wondering: How much do gallons of other liquids cost? Milk $3 (on average) IBC Root Beer $5.33 ($3 for a six-pack of 12 oz bottles) Miller High Life $5.33 ($15 for a 30-pack of 12 oz cans) Ketchup $8 ($2 for 32... [continue]

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