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• Commented on Top Chef Rankings: Week 6
  "Andrew (last week – 5): Not a good week when we can't remember what he did." I believe he got a football helmet stuck on his head....
• Commented on Top Chef Chicago Recap, Week 6
  They were definitely on the mark with the bottom three. I'm fine with any of them leaving the show. Do you think Padma shared part of her stash with Paul Kahan? He looked mildly baked at the judges' table. I...
• Commented on Top Chef Power Rankings: Week 5
  Gail is like a slightly chunky, mildly retarded elf… and I really want to deglaze her pan, if you know what I'm sayin'. Canadienne or not. @reallygaysmurf: mentions of crystal meth and use of the term panty melter do not...
• Commented on "Top Chef" Power Rankings: Week 3
  I have two words: Nacho. Soufflé....
• Commented on Things Are Looking Up...
  I'm going to have to agree with Michael. My neighborhood, Avondale, has been swallowed up by this "Polish Village" noted on the poster. In the 4 years I have lived there, I've never heard of that area referred to by...