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On July 18, 2008 12:22 PM in Sauerberg: Durbin Hates America, they said:

Dick Durbin is among the finest public servants in Congress today, if not THE best. Period. I'm sorry....

On July 13, 2008 11:06 PM in No Happy Ending in Arlington Heights Prostitution Bust, they said:

uhm, human trafficking, people? hello? lest you think your handjob comes scott free of any real "cost". matty, i hope you were kidding, otherwise you're a total scumbag. i'm going to trust you we...

On July 9, 2008 12:57 PM in What Should You Do When Faced with a CTA Perv?, they said:

i was recently urinated on in the mexico city metro. it was jam-packed (4th of july on the red line jam packed) and dude just whipped it out and peed on my back. i can't even tell you how that felt....

On June 24, 2008 8:29 PM in Extra, Extra , they said:

that swayzaur tattoo lives on a friend of mine. i can't tell you how flushed with pride i am over that....

On June 12, 2008 3:29 PM in Republicans Target Michelle Obama, they said:

and let's not forget about mccain's wife robbing the nonprofit she headed up to feed her drug problem. i'd really like to see michelle beat that....

On June 6, 2008 3:30 PM in Who Has Hotter Fans?, they said:

or, we can just let the ongoing contest continue: who can make the red line smell more like piss and vomit? i seem to have gotten drafted to judge the contest somehow....

On June 6, 2008 3:24 PM in Obama, Daley, Emanuel Rally For 2016 Olympics, they said:

You know, I just got to say it: That is one damn handsome Democratic nominee we have there. ...

On June 2, 2008 1:56 PM in Win Radiohead CDs and DVDs, they said:

i also got the error message - with properly formatted fields, on my first try! FOUL!...

On May 30, 2008 5:10 PM in Jim DeRogatis Has To Testify At R. Kelly Trial, they said:

uhm, yeah. DeRo versus R. Kelly. I'm at a loss here. I got dollars for donuts deRo wears the 8 hole docs and white socks with shorts combo to the trial, though. Also? R. Kelly=guilty as sh*t....

On May 12, 2008 9:44 PM in Jury Selection Continues in R. Kelly Trial, they said:

navin gets runner up for comment of the week....

On May 12, 2008 9:42 PM in Memory Lane a Dead End, they said:

lamgray, as a sagnasty native, i think you may be confusing lovers lane with the plethora of hooters and deja vus....

on a related note: is deRo still rocking oxblood Docs and white socks with shorts? someone should really ordinance that....

sometimes, you just have to make your stand....

On May 12, 2008 10:49 AM in Top Chef Power Rankings: Week 9, they said:

UTV: If that was original, it was definitely comment of the week....

On May 12, 2008 10:07 AM in Dirty Birdy, they said:

As a conservationist and former member of PETA (okay, when i was thriteen) I would like to say the following: Kill the seagulls. Then kill the pigeons. They are both disgusting, aggressive and terr...

On May 7, 2008 6:32 PM in High Times, they said:

1) this reminds me of the terrible shit that my friend Troy did to his dog, Trixie. That poor dog spent the last 8 years of its life falling down drunk, before the era of America's Funniest Home anyt...

On May 7, 2008 6:07 PM in City: ORD Not Infested, they said:

*shuddering at the number of times i've slept on the floor of concourse c.*...

On May 7, 2008 6:06 PM in Black Kids Bigger Than the Buzz, they said:

i read "poppy" as "poopy" in the post. i think my brain had it right the first time. let's talk about my bloody valentine at the aragon some more, please!...

On May 7, 2008 5:01 PM in All Attention on Achatz, they said:

i recently had the tour at alinea (oh wait, have i mentioned that before?) and i talked to a waitstaffperson who revealed that grant actually missed like two and half weeks of service in the midst of ...

On May 7, 2008 4:55 PM in Purple Hotel Sold, Will Be Demolished, they said:

crap - someone got to it first!...

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