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Umm... my Dad's over 50, and I made him waste a shit ton of money (in $2 increments he'd probably had rather kept in his pocket) on crap like that (and several of those machines specifically) He defi...

No, you're thinking of Seth Rogen. Galifinakis just gets bit parts in a lot of shit so he's got time to spare. And Will Ferrel was never funny. ...

Ecstacy is not an easy drug to make/synthesize. That 18-yr old girl shouldn't be facing jail time, she should be fielding scholarships!...

I haven't noticed a trend in torn hats so I don't know what you're talking about there, but I think you're being a little unfair here. The ironic t-shirt thing started (and often still is) a result o...

Sigh. It's been ages since I've had sex in a park. Or the beach. Or a bathroom. Or an alley. Or even my car. It only happens on my bed. My stupid, boring bed....

Ummm... if anything, he's exploiting poor culture(s) from around the world, what with his documentary and mixtapes of Brazilian baile funk (including producing the group Bonde Do Role), his project Ma...

They should just impose a $3-$5 "corking fee" for all picnics. Booze, no booze, food, whatever. They'd probably make enough money to bring back movies in the park, which in my humble opinion, was a ...

Ummm... how much are the fines if he actually gets ticketed for this? Couldn't he just go out to the park, do his thing, and leave if/when someone tells him to?...

I'm just glad you mentioned that the girl in the red shirt was ugly. It's ridiculous that ugly people try to do anything at all. They're hardly even people, amirite?...

It's at the Metro. Same address, but it's an 18+...

I was at a (not very well-kept) secret Girl Talk afterparty at an apartment in Ukrainian Village not long after "Night Ripper" came out (i.e. lots of people were discovering Girl Talk, but very few of...

oops...double posted anyone got a url for info on the rest of the fest?...

Probably on the basis of that awesome logo pic alone...

Probably on the basis of that awesome logo pic alone...

And thus we bid adieu to the dickiest doorman in Chicago. Farewell, jerk!...