evelyn

duuudes, I just unpacked that chimp sex book at work. Everyone there agreed it was the best book cover ever. ...

@slaphappy: except there is no policy like that in place in CPS. it takes something like a nuclear winter to make CPS send kids home early. also, most (if not all, i'm only familiar with some of them...

scooter, the zoning stickers have nothing to do with location in the city, only to do with pricing. zone 6 meters cost 25 cents an hour, zone 5 meters cost 25 cents for 30 minutes (i think), and-so-on...

oh whet, you know that we don't actually like pleasant places to read! the danker, the better. it gives us cred. speaking of which, i totally got a mailing from u of c today asking for money that was ...

"The City is going to spend $1.5 million on 1,000 summer jobs for teenagers. It's one of several city-organized plans in place to help curb youth violence this summer." i first though, "oh, that's ni...

they may be hipster wankers, but the streets and san cart is brilliant, and collecting thousands of pounds of food for charity seems like a good enough trade-off for letting the hipsters run around in...

so, is the argument that when a post is not about chicago its a waste of your time to read it? because if reading it is a waste of your time, commenting about it seems like kind of a waste of time too...

Is it me or are schools now closing with the threat of snow? When I was growing up in the burbs (OMGWTFBBQ, I'm from the burbs, my opinion is no longer valid!!!!) I can only remember one maybe two sno...

does it count as getting to me in one day if my mail carrier crams our entire apartment building's mail into one box, and then that person leaves the giant stack on the step inside 2 days later? becau...

i actually read half of that post thinking that "ty" was tyra banks. she has apparently succeeded in her quest to worm her way into brains and make everyone think about her all the time. or at least i...

where else are they supposed to get the money? i know i haven't been forking over any money for tickets, or merch, or, you know, anything remotely related to soccer. how many of us knew what the fire ...

some of us are not so fancy as to have our own dryers, slaphappy! "dude, i'll be right back, i just gotta run to the laundomat to warm up the PJs." no thanks. also, dryers do not come in fashion print...

am i missing something about the burlington? it's too dark to see who you're talking to, but it's so loud i can't talk anyway, so i guess that doesn't matter. loud music would be fine of there was roo...

the people who are lamenting the downfall of the co-op (i've seen another chicago blog sounding very sad about the whole situation) are people who i suspect have never lived in hyde park. sure, everyo...

i will buy the "pie" analogy, but david lynch is making mincemeat-cicada pie. he's not making it because he likes it, he's not making it because other people like it. maybe some people will happen t...