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• Commented on Gutter Punks! Part Deux
  Let's give em free stuff like we do with the Mexicans....
• Commented on Chicagoist Food Pr0n: Marche
  Yes, You know, now that you mention it...Marche must do a pretty good job with custom orders because I know the lamb balls are served with mashed urine cakes but we saw it with mac and pork anus. Sort of...
• Commented on Hoosiers Offended By Wedding Photo
  I bet you I can get my whole fist in there....
• Commented on Chicago Olympians: Day 15
  You forgot to mention all the hot boys in their tight crotch revealing outfits. I'm not gonna even gonna get into some of the outfits on those hot little tarts (the sluts)....
• Commented on Made in Chicago: I'm Smitten
  Yeah totally dood, but I hear that those giraffes have large slits, so unless your packin 15inches you ain't gettin anywhere. I may just go and checkout some of those pictures (I really need to rub one out, i've had...