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Yes, You know, now that you mention it...Marche must do a pretty good job with custom orders because I know the lamb balls are served with mashed urine cakes but we saw it with mac and pork anus. Sort...

I bet you I can get my whole fist in there....

You forgot to mention all the hot boys in their tight crotch revealing outfits. I'm not gonna even gonna get into some of the outfits on those hot little tarts (the sluts)....

Yeah totally dood, but I hear that those giraffes have large slits, so unless your packin 15inches you ain't gettin anywhere. I may just go and checkout some of those pictures (I really need to rub o...

Best Kosher? I got something thats really kosher, allow me to bend over. I like to run up to New Yorkers and say "we have all of our buildings, "we have all of our buildings", "we have all of our bui...

That Oberweis is such a douche with those stupid milk commercials. It all taste the same who cares. I always tell my girlfriend that I prefer to have my milk directly from the tap. (wink wink nudge n...

Are you allowed to drink and act like a total idiot at these screenings. I hope they have the heavy duty vomit cleaning supplies handy after each showing....

What happened to that lady is no joke. I was once beaten by a flacid plastic penis while I was visiting a boyfriend at his trailer park. I guess you can say I had penis on my mind for about 2 weeks....

I wonder how many guys underneath that guitarest got a hand full of nuts. You know what I'm talking about girls....

I think the skinny skeletal look is sexy. At least they didn't have to worry about those annoying love handels that plague most americans today. After the show head over to Julio's Latin Cafe, don't...

I used to hide sausage links underneath my school girl uniform. Although if I forgot to remove em as soon as I got into the school, I'd wind up with a stinky sausage. I had to blame it on my male c...

Two sisters in North Carolina? Did they have all their teeth? I bet you their kids look kinda pigish. I would much rather have lunch at the Holocaust Museum while a Hitler speech plays in the backgro...

I haven't been to the House Of Blues in awhile but believe me the Brothas they has workins the door the day I wents could smash any unruley white boys head in a second. @Spav: Why do you have to be ...

Did they also recommend where you can stick that boot if you didn't like the beer?...

I think if I hear another white boy (or white girl)use the word DROP when referring to the release of a new album or some slut star having a baby i'm gonna strangle my preacher!!! Did they have the e...