happyfunball

So, Blago gives seniors free rides on the CTA, Ryan gives clemency to Death Row, and now this... A pattern of "nice" acts embattled politicians can trumpet when it's time to get re-elected... or test...

My bathing suit area feels tingly....

I voted for Kodos....

My alma mater (and the Mountain West as a whole) got hosed. I have no dog in this fight. I just want Duke to be humiliated. ...

Guh. This winter's shenanigans have left such a bad taste in my mouth that I just wish we could flush everyone involved in state government for the last 20 years and start over, but we'd end up nutca...

I always thought nerds were just people who were skilled so much in one field (usually in the math, science, or technology arena) to the determent of their socializing abilities. (If you have a B.A., ...

I second the greatness of Epic Burger. Is there a Culver's in city limits? And anyone else want to pool all their money and force In n' Out to open a branch in the Midwest?...

I know this is just anecdotal, but I did see a GA catch a guy flashing his junk to a group of girls. While that may seem stupid too, I always get really sickened by stories like that because that's es...

+1 to slaphappy...

Knowing elementary school boys, he probably was too embarrassed to admit he had an accident. BUT physical punishment of any kind is probably too much here. Like being forced to hold books or squat. W...

I'd ask "How much would the pay per view of this awesome reality show cost?" but I know that no matter what number you'd say, I'd pay it....

Tell that to my uncle who has his TV glued to Fox News and holds me to every single thing Micheal Moore or Ralph Nader say or do because I voted for Obama. Then again, "knuckledragger" sounds about r...

It worked for Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!...

I used to really like Maher until a girl I dated pointed out that he's not really telling jokes or making wisecracks, he's just sort of smugly asserting his opinion. The Oscars this year where he men...

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