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I blanked for a second, i almost thought that the headlines said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEO GOT HERPES ...

CHARTS! GRAPHS! very executive, you shouldve at least offered us a beer while we read these charts and junk. ...

I think IAMGAY is Kanye West incognito. ...

I can NOT help but think of that Beck song (Mutherfuker)... which I would like to dedicate it to Mr fuckpants himself. Maybe he owns the cd, and possibly has it within his iTunes on his MAC. BOOK. AIR...

Sounds like an ice princess to me... Its great to know that KW owns, and rages on his personal (fucking) MAC. BOOK. AIR. air. air (echoes continue). ...

This looks like Puckmaren from Flight of the Navigator. ...

I don't think its appropriate for a child to be driving a moving truck, especially if their under 16. And what's with the curfew? It all sounds willy nilly to me. ...

Chevy Chase should buy the whole building and turn it into a bank... it wouldn't be called chase bank, but it could be called something else like, ZAP money: its just that fast and in your hands! "Hi,...

He looks like a trouble maker. ...

I don't know... I've been staring at this thing for a while. I'm pretty confident, and can almost confirm that this is a picture. ...

This is true. Bikes should abide all road and traffic laws. So, Friday night, stoplight, have fun. Sounds pretty lame to me. I'd rather be doing something, anything, other than looking at a traffic li...

Ashes looks like Bo Jackson's sister with herpes all over her face. ...

If my bike was fat, I would throw it out and get a new one. ...

The president of Proviso township's school board looks like Bo Jackson's sister with a perm. ...

I just got back from the toilet, wow, this article is not the best. ...