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Dang, Margaret. Your flava will be missed. You've charmed even the most cynical among us with your wit and awesome turns of phrase. Wah....

Whiskey Sour Day. Pretty good. But it's no Pots de Creme Day....

I love Michael McDonald, and I want onboard....

Oh, Margaret. ...

It took me a while to process it, but when I think about it, I realize my initial reaction was laced with undertones of "biological process" much more so than anything sexy-time. Shrug-worthy still, b...

That might be an unorthodox pig call. I remember going to Ham Days (Daze?) in Lebanon, KY every summer as a child and having to endure the hog-calling contest. Mostly it was just a lot of "suuuuuuuuuu...

Unbelievable. I don't have words for how crazy that statement is....

Thank you, cmaceachen. You took the words right out of my fingers, so to speak. ...

Me too, groggy. The pits....

Because the best indicator of marital happiness is how much the wife weighs? Jesus. What a fucked up analogy. How about "Come back and tell us how great it is and how wonderful you feel when you real...

I can distinguish between about three of the colors in that map's legend....

I feel you, Margaret. I also am afraid of fish, above almost anything else. Can't swim in natural bodies of water; scuba diving is my nightmare. But that virus does sound sucky. ...

Not only did the Top Chef PR machine have to photoshop and cake make-up on Lisa to make her look palatable, but they also made sure her grease-head was covered lest the viewer be reminded of pre-hairc...

Sounds delish, although herbal can be good, too. Thanks!...

I've always wanted to try this—thanks for the inspiration. How herbaceous/floral is it? Can you describe the taste in more detail than "sweet"?...