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On February 23, 2010 2:20 PM in Peterson's Murder Trial Date Set, they said:

Is there a pool on when he will be acquitted? I say August 2....

On February 10, 2010 1:53 PM in Mancow Put Out To Pasture, they said:

I disagree. Saying Mancow sucks doesn't do justice to the definition of sucks. Mancow is a whole other level of suck. He's such a douche, that the level of suck should be Mancow. Good riddance to ba...

On February 2, 2010 11:17 AM in PETA Calls on Forest Park Bar to Stop Using 'Lobster Zone' Machine, they said:

You're all overlooking the most important issue: Why is lobster even available at such a piece of crap bar as Doc Ryan's? And who is ordering it there? Not the 20-something trash that usually frequent...

On December 2, 2009 6:53 PM in "Ask Amy" Doles Out Some Terrible Rape-Related Advice, they said:

No, Spook, you're just being an asshole. But then, you probably knew that. Go upstairs to your mom's kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of cereal to congratulate yourself....

On October 28, 2009 9:33 AM in Does Daley Understand Property Tax Assessments?, they said:

You do know that Mayor Daley didn't write this article nor is he reading it, right?...

On August 12, 2009 9:04 AM in Michael Scott Has No Conflict of Interest, they said:

That's what she said....

On July 21, 2009 4:09 PM in Taco Don Cuco In Health Department Caca, they said:

Dos tacos raton, sin fresa, por favor....

Spook, there's something different about you ......

On July 20, 2009 4:05 PM in Sox Shuffle Lineup For Quentin's Return, they said:

Anderson has minor league options; Wise doesn't. It's as simple as that. Well, that, and, yeah, Ozzie does hate him....

On July 7, 2009 2:36 PM in "...Transfer To The Gold Line.", they said:

Please. We all know they'll extend the Blue Line to Woodfield before this happens....

On June 10, 2009 2:44 PM in PBC Approves Companies to Bid on Michael Reese Demolition, they said:

Nah, dat guy don't got a good shot. It's 'my wife's udder brudder' that's gonna win it....

On June 10, 2009 2:41 PM in Dart Puts Former Prostitutes on Payroll, they said:

Wow, I guess every story has a happy ending....

On June 5, 2009 3:21 PM in Friday Afternoon Diversion, they said:

Makes me want to crash the wedding. Anyone up for a road trip to the 'nati?...

On April 29, 2009 11:32 AM in Whatcha Wearin', they said:

Plus, you could've spelled belle correctly. You ring a bell. You ogle a Southern belle. ...

On April 29, 2009 10:11 AM in North Side School Shut by Swine Flu, they said:

Craig Grenhart, is that you?...

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