peteypants

this guy took the idea of being "poked" on facebook too far....

awesome! i've been waiting for this all summer. i'll be there with my Versayce and nails done. on second thought, i'm getting too old for that whorish look. ...

kanye must have recently seen "vicky cristina barcelona"...

i no see what wrong with that. ...

that photo is almost as tasteless as the front page of the sun-times today. look it up. ...

won't somebody please think of the children?...

how awesome is that photo! so gotham city. ...

watching the men's relay race live at a bar was amazing. the entire bar cheered as they won. didn't hurt that michael phelps is way hot and it was at a gay bar after market days. ...

that kid looked more like a member of some lost amazonian tribe than a jackass cubs fan. the reporter looked liked a bitch anyway....

my popo uniform is still at the cleaners after a busy weekend of beating up barmaids and having sex in or near my office. ...

"You better come get your uncle—I just killed him," what a bad-ass line. i'll have to use this next time i kill my bros over a pbr. ...

who would rat out a cop who offered you free weed and sex "in or near" his office? people are such buzzkills....

what the hell were those? that bitch is crazy. ...

i was at wrigley yesterday and it was insane! i was luckily sitting the covered 200 level. at first it wasn't too bad and going below the deck wasn't appealing since it was packed with wet, smelly pe...

i get paranoid like that too, smussy. i keep a good distance between me and the edge of the platform, even as the train approaches...a part of me also fears snapping and pushing someone else off the e...